It might be poisonous…
Elder Of Ziyon: According to the official Saudi Press Agency, the head of the affairs of the Grand Mosque and the Prophet’s Mosque, Abdul Rahman bin Abdul Aziz Al-Sudais, ordered that “Zamzam water” be distributed to coronavirus patients.
If I order two can I get the second one for free? only paying for shipping and handling?….I’ll also need some of those Shamoo Wow towels because of the toilet paper famine…..a pocket fisherman sounds good too….
I’ve got beer. I’ve got Lasix.
Want some of my Zamzam water?
I’ve got Yuengling lager. I’ve got Lasix.
Want some of my ZamZam water?
I think I have the formula for ZamZam Zing it was in the back pages of a 1957 un-popular science magazine. It involves milking a male goat.
Sounds like the zamam could be a sham-sham.
…just give ’em some camel pee and milk, like Mohammad recommends.
…oh, wait…
…From when “Obama” was in charge and it was outré to speak of Islam OR plagues, a 2015 Camel Piss drinking article no one saw…
“Middle East Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus”
“— leads to fevers, breathing problems, pneumonia, kidney failure and other deadly complications.”
https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015/06/10/stop-drinking-camel-urine-world-health-organization-says
…camel piss drinking is a Muslim “thing”, although even in the work he recommends it in, it has a stupid outcome…
“Anas said, “Some people of ‘Ukl or ‘Uraina tribe came to Medina and its climate did not suit them. So the Prophet ordered them to go to the herd of (Milch) camels and to drink their milk and urine (as a medicine). So they went as directed and after they became healthy, they killed the shepherd of the Prophet and drove away all the camels. The news reached the Prophet early in the morning and he sent (men) in their pursuit and they were captured and brought at noon. He then ordered to cut their hands and feet (and it was done), and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron, They were put in ‘Al-Harra’ and when they asked for water, no water was given to them.” Abu Qilaba said, “Those people committed theft and murder, became infidels after embracing Islam and fought against Allah and His Apostle .”
(Sahih Bukhari, Ablutions (Wudu’), Volume 1, Book 4, Number 234)”
http://www.answering-christianity.com/urine.htm
…which means, even if you believe, that a!!ah was STUPID to heal them and no one got ANY benefit from it, so of COURSE the only thing they could do was full-on torture savagery because Mad Mo was butthurt…
…so, not their FIRST trip to the Corona well, and probably not their LAST, either…
…almost makes “zam zam” look sane.
…almost…
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I think that they should all be instructed to go lick the shrine in Iran and then chug down a gallon or two of the Zamzam water– if they get the Wuhan Virus, they were infidels and they forfeit their virgins (if they live that long after drinking the water) and if they don’t, they need to repeat the process.
The water goes in pure and exits looking like gold, it is a miracle from Allah.
Uncle Al, between the Lasix, the horse sized potassium pills and the Flowmax pills I’m taking now to reduce the swelling in my left leg, I have plenty of water for them. And I’m peeing like there is no tomorrow but the swelling is going down. Such are the hazards of getting older. I’d be willing to let them have it for free, just bring your own 2 liter bottle to fill up, I have plenty to spare.
@extirpates–The Profit (Piss Be Upon Him) assures us of this!
I’m thinking you’d be better off kissing the Blarney Stone, then drinking ZamZam water.
When the West finally gets around to another long long overdue Crusade, it should be easier this time…
Shouldn’t that be Xam Xam water for chinavirus?
Hey that’s my line
I’ve got an distribution box attached to my rural septic system from whence you can get all the zam zam water you need for free.
Bring your own containers.
You can then take it to the walled fortified city of the Vatican and have the DOPE make it holy again.
I’d then suggest diluting it heavily with something like
EVERCLEAR to keep from getting sick , like 8 : 1 .
Think of it as an ecumenical cocktail
OR
An ecumenical cunttail, to be pc.
Giovanni the twenty turd would be proud !
If this f’n zam zam water works,
why does Iran want 8 billion $
from the IMF ?
Prez Trump is currently blocking this
but pigs like
Diane Feinstein
Chuck Schumer
Dick Durbin
Kamala Harris
Nancy Pelosi
Steny Hoyer
The jackass HR ” squad ”
and other smellocrats
Are DEMANDING being attached to the
small business recovery package ?
Such are the pigs of the
SMELLOCRATIC party.
How about some zam zam brand paper towels?
The fuck is wrong with our supposedly massive, Earth killing logging and wood pulp industry? Dudes can’t even keep the shelves stocked during a pandemic. Hate to see what happens when Hitler is resurrected.