Happy Birthday, FLOTUS!

22 Comments on Happy Birthday, FLOTUS!

1. I hope I look as good as her when I turn 23! 😁

   I turn 53 this year. 😟

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2. Happy birthday Mrs. Trump. Thank you for bringing grace and respectable qualities back to the position of FLOTUS.

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3. Beautiful woman. Happy B’Day !!!!

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4. Elegant and classy, AND beautiful to boot. Happy birthday Mrs. Trump.

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5. In her honor I did the Marilyn Monroe version of happy birthday. I changed the words Mr. President to First Lady Melania. While the singing, in my opinion, was pretty good, the dress didn’t fit very well.

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6. Moose was last seen thumping it’s chest and throwing feces at the TV.

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7. Happy Birthday, Mrs. Trump. We’re a better nation with you as our First Lady.

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8. @Hanoverfist – ROTFLMAO!! Good one.

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9. Nifty at fifty
   🎂

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10. I’m 50 and she looks much better than I do.

    I wish her and the President the best!

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11. @ Hanover

    Damn, I just used the last page of the May issue of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC in the Toof outhouse… did you happen to see Mooch in there tossing turds at the TV?

    The magazine, not the sh!thouse.

    BTW, how does one say Happy Birthday to FLOTUS in five languages? 🙂

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12. Happy Birthday FLOTUS!

    BTW, how come your Mom doesn’t live at the WH?

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13. IMHO the best FLOTUS in 30 years, baby far and bar none.

    Maybe the best ever!

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14. Thanks God. We OWE you!

    Grace DEE-fined…

    Oh, and Happy B-day FLOTUS!

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15. Most beautiful FLOTUS ever!

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16. Pfft. Look at those puny little girly arms! She probably can’t even dunk! She don’t scare me!

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17. She’s such a classy woman. Humble, too.

    The last First Lady that didn’t embarrass the nation was Laura Bush. Before her, Nancy Reagan. Before her, Rosalind Carter.

    The standard of embarrassment is that racist slob michelle obama. The theiving hillary clinton is right up there with her/him.

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18. Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday to the most wonderful, beautiful and classiest First Lady eva!! 🎂

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20. Not only is our first lady a human again this one is classy and carries herself with the dignity and respect our nation deserves.
    Happy birthday!

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21. Oh, human and female!!! almost forgot!

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22. Thanks, MJA.
    The only other blog I could find mentioning Melania’s birthday on Sunday was CTH with this post:

    http://www.stormfax.com/HBMelania.jpg

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