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In most parts of America, it costs a fair amount of money to buy a 2,400 square-foot, two-story, four-bedroom home, but there’s one in Louisiana that is actually being given away yet still no one wants it. So what’s the problem? It’s haunted.
In a post advertising the free house on real estate agent Sylvia McLain‘s Facebook page, people who have lived in or visited the home filled the comments section with their creepy encounters. Former owner Dawn Vallot DeClout, whose family owned the place since it was built in 1860 until they left in the 1980s,said that her great grandmother’s spirit still lives in the house. That woman, named Adele, died in the home’s front room at the age of 90, and to this day can often be heard stirring and moving around any pots left unattended in the kitchen. The ghost doesn’t seem too menacing though – Dawn explained:
If I had the time, I’d volunteer to live there for a week straight, never stepping foot outside, recording everything that doesn’t happen.
Who Ya Gonna’ Call? Ghostbusters.
I’m with grool. We could turn that place into a respectable crack house in no time.
Adele haunts these comments…..goes by the handle of ‘Stirrin’ the pot’….probably makes great gumbo though…
Plus, it can cost upwards of 50 grand or more to move a house. Probably much more for a 2-story…
AB has the right idea, no more of your usual shabby, malodorous crackhouses for us! I want something that looks like Bob Newhart opened a crack house in Vermont.
I bet we could use the crackheads to move the house.
For like…. 100 bucks worth of crack.
I wonder why some spirit cookers
and devil worshipers and witches don’t go
live there.They would be right at home
sotra speak.
whoa whoa whoa. We already called the house for crackheads.
Go down to whats left of the 9th ward to find a devil house.
I would take it if I was American.
I’m such an asshole that the Ghost would call Pope Frankie himself!
I’m Kinda looking for a new Country soon anyway.
Old Richard Pryor joke…
Black family walks into the Amnityville Horror house that they just bought…
Husband: “Look at this place. It’s beautiful. The floor plan is perfect. I love the hardwood floors. And the neighborhood and schools are great…”
House: “GET OUT!!!”
Husband: “Too bad we can’t stay… (slam!)”.
I’m calling Dibs on the “Crackstrong” Rubber Bracelet Concession.
Marketing ploy.
No one wants it because the real estate doesn’t come with, it would have to be moved, and it’s a dump.
Why settle for only a crack house when it could be converted into a beautiful old folks’ whore house?
Seems to me that the nursing home industry has failed to see the obvious synergy of their core business with the cash flow potential of offering lower rates to retired old ladies in exchange for a piece of their hooker action. Win-win!
Oh, yeah. It just needs to be moved. Since we learned from that other 4’9″ spirit, “As long as the house isn’t right on the ancient burial ground, you’ll be fine!”
Of course ghosts exist…especially here at iOTW. :>)
Crackheads it is, Free crack for 1.5 hours of work a day for the first month. They can help the security company install the bars. From the inside.
Then we feed them meth for the second month and recoup our labor losses in demo.
Then we feed them a steady diet of Adderall for the build back.
We can also scoop up some whores from around town.
“You said you’d do anything for $100.00 I want you to paint the trim on this porch”
Crackstrong bracelets and whores paintin’ drywall.
Damn I love this country.
They just need this guy:
https://giphy.com/gifs/poltergeist-youre-all-gonna-die-gif-iumyeiZEFw2Sk
Hey! My neighbor is moving because her hubby died.
Anyone with 600K should snap this property up. House is bitchen’. Hardwood floors, couple stories, pro kitchen, porches, 10 acres or so…. bunch of bathrooms….detached garage…
Course’ it’s probably haunted. But it’s cool…. dude was a vet.
Heck, I wouldn’t want to live in Louisiana for free….
Well yeah Bman…. they have a lot of crack houses down there…..
Looks like the house in “The Skeleton Key” to me. I ain’t goin in.
Adele probably votes for all the (D)irtbag candidates. I lived with one of those types for awhile – never again.
And yet, with everyone having camera in their phone, I’m betting not a single video captured any of it.
*Note: I captured EVP’s in my home, and it’s weird as hell. Ask, and you can hear answers if you boost the volume on your computer, not recommended.
@mithrandir May 3, 2020 at 12:19 am
> Ask, and you can hear answers if you boost the volume on your computer, not recommended.
You mean like “Have you tried unplugging and rebooting?”