Diogenes’ Middle Finger: The New York Post is reporting the missing Korean Fat Boy, Kim Jong Un, is indeed alive and may be holed holed up in his luxury seaside hideaway in the port city of Wonsan, and he may have plenty of company. As DMF reported in 2015, Kim has his own little harem of 2,000 sex slaves for his own pleasure. So we the reached into the drank archives of DMF to bring you our original report since the fancy pants big city NY Post fails to properly research their reports…
8 Comments on Korean Fat Kid May Be Holed Up With His ‘Pleasure Squad’
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It takes a whole squad to help him find his own dick?
well, so much for that ‘bad heart’ rumor
Imagine Kim
having sexgetting electrocuted 2000 times. What else would it look like with his dick-do?What’s a dick-do? It’s when your belly hangs out farther than your dick do.
…that’s weird. Corrupt old American Democrat tyrants usually start raping childr3n and harvesting Adrenocrone when they get THEIR tyrant Jones on…well, that and baby murder, c’mon Kim, yer doin’ it wrong…
I think I actually feel sorry for his ‘pleasure squad’.
Somewhere in Saudi Arabia a bunch of Sultans are jealous.
horrifying actually… fail to please = disappear! life in a totalitarian dictatorsh……. ahhhhh who do i think i’m foolin… i’m livin’ in one now. won’t be surprised to see blood. can’t wait to get out of here. fukc blackface northam and his commie horde.
His ‘pleasure squad’ iz takin bets on who can get him to blow a hose!