19 Comments on “You can kick their balls, but you can’t touch them”
Please tell me she is talking about Cuomo or D’bag the mayor please…
please
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OH damm 🙁
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If you could kick one Obama in the balls, which one would it be? b or m?
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When rulesplaining is TOO detailed.
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And after kicking their balls you can have them tattooed at your nearest veterinarians office.
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So you can handle each other’s balls only if you are from the same family? Sounds like Orangutan social order.
Don’t mark my balls, dude.
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I swear it’s like all the released mental patients are now making the rules.
It’s amazing to me when people can clearly look at the data now, they keep buying into the hysteria. I told a young girl yesterday at the grocery store wearing a mask, complaining of a headache that her mask was causing her headache. She told me she figured it was because she never had headaches before she started wearing masks, but she guessed it was a small price to pay in order to not kill old people.
I told her she wasn’t anymore likely to kill an old person without a mask than she was with a mask, but she was more likely to end up ill herself because of the mask. To quit listening to media and the government idiots and use common sense.
She looked at me like I had two heads.
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Tyranny can be fun for the whole family
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Can I touch my own balls?
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What about licking?
Can you lick a family member’s balls?
Specially if he’s … like … seven or so?
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If I touched my balls I’d hit Kamala Harris in the face!
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She used an unfortunate choice of words. It must be hard to stifle a laugh while wearing one of those masks. What a maroon!
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“…you can’t touch them”
…not gonna pass up my second chance at the same severely dated reference this week, so…
So “kick their balls” (an act of aggression) is funny and acceptable, but “grab them by the pussy…and they let you” (an act of affection) is a bad thing. What a messed up world we live in.
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I’m guessing this gal played Twister naked in college. Alot.
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Tony R- Remember, Trump never said he did it. He only said there are women who will let you do it. His comment wasn’t admitting anything he had ever done, it was a factual statement that “there are women”.
Also, what Ds accuse Rs of doing, they themselves are guilty of actually doing.
Case in point: Biden specifically grabbed Tara in that matter.
Back on topic: This is a sad example of where we are in society that playing tennis in a way that does not transmit disease has to be explained by a public official. Are people so stupid nowadays that they have to be reminded that licking your hands or someone else’s balls can lead to health issues?
Sadly, yes.
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Are there any questions? Yes, gentleman from IOTW Report
Thank you, do you know why a dog licks its own balls?
Please tell me she is talking about Cuomo or D’bag the mayor please…
please
…
..
OH damm 🙁
If you could kick one Obama in the balls, which one would it be? b or m?
When rulesplaining is TOO detailed.
And after kicking their balls you can have them tattooed at your nearest veterinarians office.
So you can handle each other’s balls only if you are from the same family? Sounds like Orangutan social order.
Don’t mark my balls, dude.
I swear it’s like all the released mental patients are now making the rules.
It’s amazing to me when people can clearly look at the data now, they keep buying into the hysteria. I told a young girl yesterday at the grocery store wearing a mask, complaining of a headache that her mask was causing her headache. She told me she figured it was because she never had headaches before she started wearing masks, but she guessed it was a small price to pay in order to not kill old people.
I told her she wasn’t anymore likely to kill an old person without a mask than she was with a mask, but she was more likely to end up ill herself because of the mask. To quit listening to media and the government idiots and use common sense.
She looked at me like I had two heads.
Tyranny can be fun for the whole family
Can I touch my own balls?
What about licking?
Can you lick a family member’s balls?
Specially if he’s … like … seven or so?
If I touched my balls I’d hit Kamala Harris in the face!
She used an unfortunate choice of words. It must be hard to stifle a laugh while wearing one of those masks. What a maroon!
“…you can’t touch them”
…not gonna pass up my second chance at the same severely dated reference this week, so…
HAMMERTIME, NOW STOP!
https://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo
…well, you know what they say…you can kick your friends, you can kick your ballz, but you can’t kick your friend’s bal…
Oh, wait, yes you can. What’s up with that?
…oh, the verb is “Pick”, not “Kick”?
…sorry, wrong joke, carry on then…
https://youtu.be/rHliDE1_Hls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A
…ode to nutsplaining…
https://youtu.be/cPjScfdUlP0
So “kick their balls” (an act of aggression) is funny and acceptable, but “grab them by the pussy…and they let you” (an act of affection) is a bad thing. What a messed up world we live in.
I’m guessing this gal played Twister naked in college. Alot.
Tony R- Remember, Trump never said he did it. He only said there are women who will let you do it. His comment wasn’t admitting anything he had ever done, it was a factual statement that “there are women”.
Also, what Ds accuse Rs of doing, they themselves are guilty of actually doing.
Case in point: Biden specifically grabbed Tara in that matter.
Back on topic: This is a sad example of where we are in society that playing tennis in a way that does not transmit disease has to be explained by a public official. Are people so stupid nowadays that they have to be reminded that licking your hands or someone else’s balls can lead to health issues?
Sadly, yes.
Are there any questions? Yes, gentleman from IOTW Report
Thank you, do you know why a dog licks its own balls?
No, I dont. Why does a dog lick its balls?
Because it can