PJ Media: The Associated Press is reporting that a huge explosion occurred on Friday that rattled Tehran and lit up the horizon. The site of the blast was a region where many nuclear experts believe Iran conducted high-explosive tests relating to its nuclear program.
The explosion happened in the Alborz mountains, just east of the city. Satellite photos show the massive extent of the blast.
“Strong letter to follow”
DJT
And Iran, Iran so far away…I couldn’t get away
I think that was the ‘strong letter’!
Ok, where was Israel on Friday?
Thanks Israel, but it’s not quite the 4th of July yet….I hope you saved some better boom booms for then!….
“Anyone know who might have done this?
Anyone? Anyone?
Bueller?Bibi?”Gosh, that’s just terrible! I hope no one was killed. Especially their nuclear scientists and religious leaders. Just a darned shame.
“No, Achmed. The red wire….I think.”
If the explosions were not a test, there are no coincidences and no accidents.
Iran is an existential threat to Israel and the United States. Basically Iran is equivalent to 1936 Nazi Germany with an advanced Manhattan Project. It will soon be us or them. I vote NO to them!
Oh yeah, thank the POS muslim Obutthole for this situation.
“Anyone know who might have done this?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS8m5rioToM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IonWCKOzZwk
I’m only going to show you how to wire this up one time, ok mo?
…Good. Now do Mecca.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jLmX_8LH3uo/TA2FbNGRobI/AAAAAAAAGU4/9fqchhsa2No/s1600/Nuking+Mecca+2.jpg
“I’m so tired from shaqgging camels last night, I can’t remember if it’s the red wire or the blue one”.
Mecca, how about Washington DC? Get Trump and a few others out of town then level the whole damn shithole!
…maybe it was something like this…
https://teaandpolitics.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/memojoke_suicidebomber.gif
The first atomic bombs were invented, designed, built and deployed in under 5 years. Our esteemed friends in Iran have been trying to copy one for decades, is it too simple for them?
@Craig Austin — Too simple? No, too expensive if you don’t already have a very large industrial base to work from.
You people are cracking me up. All great comments.
Stuxnet II
The Israelis are our front-line soldiers.
M O S S A D! Don’t Fuck with them. I knew 2 former guys.
They were very polite and friendly because they they knew how to kill you with dental floss.
‘Fissionable material’ is hard to say in Persian, I guess…
The children found the matches.
Oh noes! Baby Milk factory destroyed!
Recycling Glass. So easy, the cavemen(mooselimbs) can do it.