KFI: If you’re thinking about what to have for lunch, you might want to skip the sushi. A 25-year-old woman in Tokyo who went to the hospital with a sore throat, discovered there was something far creepier than a virus causing the painful irritation. more
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Never mind.
Sessions just got his ass handed to him by tommy tuberville.
I don’t know shyte about tuberville, but sessions was a Eunuch.
My Petey B wants to know whose unbleached elastic starfish called for extra protein? Oh wait. That was MY unbleached elastic starfish calling for extra protein from my Petey B who sure knows how to deliver the extra protein to my unbleached elastic starfish!
Q: What’s the only thing worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm in your apple.
Yea, that’s why you don’t eat bait. Heat actually kills those parasites
@Chasten
Was it some sort of anus worm?
I used to eat a lot of sushi, I really liked it, still do. But I’m not eating it any more. Not worth the risk.
Visited Japan once, and eating sushi was nothing compared to the other stuff they eat over there.
They would sell baby chicks on the street corner, stores filled with snakes, eels everywhere, and they were not mean’t to be pets, if you get my drift.
Best Tempura I ever had though.
@MJA knowing what a big fan of sushi you are I bet that really freaked you out! 🙂
That’s the kind of shit that will work it’s way into your brain!
We eat a lot of California Roll but I do enjoy a good fresh Tuna!
It’s incredibly insensitive to allow joe6pak to expressive his opinion about susui….I want him banned…..
Uh oh, Willy’s picking on Joe6 now. Lol
WOW, what brought that completely uncalled for attack on me? Well maybe not completely uncalled for, but I don’t remember what I did. Let me know Willy, and I’ll either fix it, or I won’t. We just have to see. No matter what, it’s still funny. Like my Golden Retriever used to tell me, “I’d rather be praised than punished, but I’d rather be punished than ignored”. At least that’s what I think he said.
Joe6
I think he’s joking. I actually LOL’d. First time I’ve ever typed that. I feel gay.
Did Brad just come out? 😉
TSUNAMI
I know you been waiting ya bitch. Lol
LOL!
Paralytic shellfish toxin, salmonella, schistosomiasis… and worms with little hooks in their mouths that latch on and don’t let go!
(Not sure schistosomiasis belongs in there but I like the word.)
Jimmy
Schistosomiasis
Schistosomiasis, also known as snail fever and bilharzia, is a disease caused by parasitic flatworms called schistosomes. The urinary tract or the intestines may be infected. Symptoms include abdominal pain, diarrhea, bloody stool, or blood in the urine.
Sounds great, does it come with a hot girl and a puppy?
If you don’t get the reference.
Underwear Goes Inside the Pants
https://youtu.be/CvNGpdPdQCk
Miss Kitty JULY 14, 2020 AT 11:13 PM
“Visited Japan once, and eating sushi was nothing compared to the other stuff they eat over there.”
…you ever seen a Phillipian Balut? It’s where they let a duck embryo grow until it’s just about ready to hatch, then cook it and serve it to you, and you eat it as bar food, beak, feet, and everything.
Best description of it I’ve ever seen is that it looks like an antiabortion poster by the Duckberg branch of Right-To-Life.
WARNING: DO NOT CLICK IF YOU’RE THE SENSITIVE SORT. VERY GROSS IMAGES AND CONTENT.
https://allthatsinteresting.com/balut-egg
Sushi. *amateurs*
…and of course, they claim that it gives a man extra hardons, or something. The ususal Asian justification for eating literally ANYTHING. As though there isn’t ENOUGH reproduction going on in those everons…
But then there’s also the traditional Cry of the Orient: IS IS DEAD OR IS IT DINNER?
Mostly, it depends on whether you willingly put it in your mouth or not…
Eat stupid shit, win stupid prizes.
Enjoy your sushi, especially if you’re not troubled by a variety of parasites that are common with raw fish. Liver flukes are the most common and as this woman found out there’s a host of different worms that specialize in different organs, the brain lungs, intestines etc.
I have a friend that, even after my warnings found out the hard way.
You may as well lap water out of a filling station toilet for all the difference it’ll make.
stupid people doing stupid things.
another perfect post for IOTW…LOL
Ack, no Sushi is not my thing. lol! Lived in Japan for 5 years and never went near raw fish. In a restaurant, if they bring you fish with the head still on it, guarantee that fucker’s still alive. 🤣
Supernightshade- Right???
The worst things I’ve seen were from Chinese and Filipino cuisine.
[And Mexican sell goat skulls in the refrigerated section for some reason. Didn’t ask, don’t want to know.]
And I’m not saying it to insult- but, in my opinion, it’s gross. sorry. lol.
I do love me some Lumpia and Pancit though.
Still not worse than cannibalism.
Miss Kitty- I loved going to the tiny noodle shops. Ramen was the best!
Warning – DO NOT EAT RAW FOOD!!!!
https://gnosticwarrior.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Third-eye-worms-eat-brain.png
This x-ray should cure anynone from wanting to try.
Not a fan of raw meats, especially of fish, sushi that is. But if this statement were true then I’d be damned for missing out on this and not having some! Sushi comes with extra protein sure, but they also come with a variety of parasites that are common with raw fish. Liver flukes are the most common, there’s a host of different worms that specialize in different organs, the brain lungs, intestines, etc.
Now I understand why the disgusted little girl picture wasn’t on the French pissbread article – she’s down here.
SNS
Yes, they really do eat disgusting food items, they did crazy stuff with quail egg’s and everything still had a face. I’m just not going to eat shrimp with the head still attached.
MJA
Your right they did have awesome noodles. I would go back, the gardens and the people were great, also enjoyed the shops and the Bullet Train.
A one-eyed snake gave me a sore throat years ago. I’ve never invited one in since. Ever.
Japanese Roulette?