“If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you’ll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she’ll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry…”
Thanks Doc! Hilarious and a Classic.
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Liked this ever since the first time I heard it. Funny and upbeat.
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Bullshit!! My wife is just as beautiful today as she was 38 years ago when we met. Sure I see the humor in the song, but it is still bullshit. One more thing, I’m just as handsome as I was 38 years ago.
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If you truly want to be happy, avoid liberals and all they stand for.
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“Yeah she’s ugly but she sure can cook, baby.”
“Yeah, alright.”
Cracks me up every time I hear it.
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If you truly want to be happy, pay less attention to appearances and more to essences.
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The elderly get happy and they don’t know why.
👴👵 – See? They’re old, ugly and happy.
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RadioMattM- That’ my favorite part. 😂
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Hmm..liberals make this song somewhat erroneous, the girls ARE ugly but the men are still unhappy.
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Breitbart…what happened? And you too, Scott Adams.
That being said, Roger Stone needs to disappear for awhile.
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Don’t marry an asshole, and you’ll be happy. Assholes can be ugly too. (Michelle Obama, for example)
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You guys forgot the missing stanza:
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
But for my personal needs I’ve tried
To always keep some hot fluff on the side,
She can’t cook and she can’t clean
But she keeps me happy if you know what I mean,
From my personal point of view
This will make you happy, too
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It worked for Bill Clinton – as long as he had a few hundred bitches on the side.
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I have always had an affinity for that song. I have quite a collection of roots music and in it there is a fair amount is fairly similar to this favorite.
There are also some that would make a strumpet blush that was recorded nearly a hundred years ago.
“If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you’ll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she’ll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry…”
Thanks Doc! Hilarious and a Classic.
Liked this ever since the first time I heard it. Funny and upbeat.
Bullshit!! My wife is just as beautiful today as she was 38 years ago when we met. Sure I see the humor in the song, but it is still bullshit. One more thing, I’m just as handsome as I was 38 years ago.
If you truly want to be happy, avoid liberals and all they stand for.
“Yeah she’s ugly but she sure can cook, baby.”
“Yeah, alright.”
Cracks me up every time I hear it.
If you truly want to be happy, pay less attention to appearances and more to essences.
The elderly get happy and they don’t know why.
👴👵 – See? They’re old, ugly and happy.
RadioMattM- That’ my favorite part. 😂
Hmm..liberals make this song somewhat erroneous, the girls ARE ugly but the men are still unhappy.
Breitbart…what happened? And you too, Scott Adams.
I can’t hear it. Can y’all?
https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1284879771684311040
That being said, Roger Stone needs to disappear for awhile.
Don’t marry an asshole, and you’ll be happy. Assholes can be ugly too. (Michelle Obama, for example)
You guys forgot the missing stanza:
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
But for my personal needs I’ve tried
To always keep some hot fluff on the side,
She can’t cook and she can’t clean
But she keeps me happy if you know what I mean,
From my personal point of view
This will make you happy, too
It worked for Bill Clinton – as long as he had a few hundred bitches on the side.
I have always had an affinity for that song. I have quite a collection of roots music and in it there is a fair amount is fairly similar to this favorite.
There are also some that would make a strumpet blush that was recorded nearly a hundred years ago.
Bull Moose Jackson,I Want A Bowlegged Woman
https://youtu.be/TwSPCZm61uk
Bo Carter, Please Warm My Werner
https://youtu.be/Gxpz2ewrIE0
Blind Boy Fuller, What’s That Smells Like Fish
https://youtu.be/7uxvmjUe2YU
For a happy life:
You need someone to love
Something to do
And something to look forward to
I also like the song Mother In Law by Ernie K Doe from that same era.
I’m just as single as I was 38 years ago.