OWENSBORO, KY (WANE) — Police in Kentucky arrested a man who broke into a home after he reportedly claimed he “used mushrooms with Jesus.”
Daviess County Sheriff’s Office deputies early Thursday responded to a report of burglary and a man running down an Owensboro road completely nude. When deputies arrived, they found the 41-year-old man at a home.
Deputies asked the man multiple times to get onto the ground but he began running toward the officers, yelling profanities. At that point, a deputy used his Taser on the man, the report said.
The man then, in handcuffs, jumped to his feet and ran toward a deputy again, according to the report. more here
A naked guy just back from Florida. I wonder if it hurts to get tased on your junk?
I hope the guy wasn’t stupid enough to point anything at the officers.
Do any of them volunteer to have themselves sterilized? sheesh.
We need to set this guy up with that naked “woman” in Portland.
“Investigators found blood smeared on the walls and windows of the home, and several broken pieces of glass. It was clear the man had forced his way into the home to burglarize it, police said.“
He’s lucky he didn’t leave any other “evidence”, if you know what I mean.
He obviously was in the wrong place. He does this in Portlandistan and nobody bats an eye.
Bet he meant Hay-zoose, not Jesus.
Why should women get all the fun flashing cops?
Those mushrooms. Lol. Good memories, I think.
FloridaMan’s arch nemesis KentuckyMan. This could get ugly.
I always figured Hey-soos as more of a Peyote guy…
So Joe Biden escaped from his handlers in his basement?
@Chuckie – very good, but ‘Hay’ en espanol, means ‘there are’
I know a, ‘Hay Zeus’ at the place I pick up my beer and smokes at, as a matter of FACT, he attends the church we go to…
OR do you mean Hey zoose and not hay zoose?
I glanced at the headline, thought it said ‘Naked Kennedy Man…” and was going to scroll past ’cause that’s not news.
Then realized it said “Kentucky.”
Oh. Not Kennedy. Didn’t even happen in Florida. Maybe this is news.