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Playing Pretend: Biden’s Imaginary Supporters

Patriot Retort:

On Tuesday when Joe Biden landed in Florida for his virtually empty Hispandering campaign event, he descended the stairs of the plane waving and pointing to his many supporters who came to greet him.  Okay, just kidding. Joe was playing pretend, and the supporters were imaginary.

Maybe Team Biden should take a page out of the MLB’s playbook and set up cardboard people. Because this is just pathetic.

Joe Biden isn’t actually running for President; he’s just playing pretend.

Imaginary supporters, imaginary enthusiasm, imaginary candidate.

Honestly, it is the most uniquely pathetic major-party presidential campaign in the history of the country.

Now, to be fair, I’m thinking Joe planned the “point and wave at the crowd” moment before the plane door even opened. And since he lacks the ability to roll with the punches, he just went ahead with the pointing and waving as if the crowd he anticipated was actually there.

When you have dementia playing pretend is probably a foregone conclusion.

His wife, on the other hand, has no such excuse. more

23 Comments on Playing Pretend: Biden’s Imaginary Supporters

  1. …they were probably counting on a camera opposite the plane door so you’d just see Joe and not what he’s pointing at, but some flunky screwed that up as usual…

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  2. @Supernightshade:

    …some flunky screwed that up as usual…

    One of the really remarkable things about Joey’s campaign is that it seems to be made up exclusively of people who only think they know what they’re doing. And on top of that, even though they keep screwing things up to the point where the “as usual” is understood not to be exaggeration at all but literally true, the same people keep making the same screw-ups over and over.

    You don’t suppose that’s deliberate, do you?

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  3. @Uncle Al ~ “You don’t suppose that’s deliberate, do you?”

    I don’t think they give a crap one way or another … they think they’ve got a winning strategy in cranking out the mail-in votes & it doesn’t matter what Crazy Pedo Joe, or Commie-la says or does

    … they’re gonna crank out enough fake ballots until either they win or their printers break down

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  4. Are 2 of his imaginary friends Mr. Snuffleuppagus and Barney the purple idiot dinosaur. Come on joey, you gotta quit watching too many old episodes of Sesame Street and Baloney and friends while cooped up down in your basement/dungeon. At least watch Captain Kangaroo or Mr. Rogers. Mr. Rogers has lots of imaginary friends too.

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  5. …here’s a song that was written about Joe back when he started that still applies today…

    https://vimeo.com/143013061

    “He’s a real nowhere man
    Sitting in his nowhere land
    Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

    Doesn’t have a point of view
    Knows not where he’s going to
    Isn’t he a bit like you and me?

    Nowhere man please listen

    You don’t know what you’re missing

    Nowhere man, the world is at your command

    He’s as blind as he can be
    Just sees what he wants to see
    Nowhere man, can you see me at all

    Nowhere man don’t worry
    Take your time, don’t hurry
    Leave it all ’til somebody else
    Lends you a hand
    Ah, la, la, la, la”
    “Nowhere Man”, The Beatles

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  6. In the video, ONE reporter shouted a question to Biden, maybe out of pity and to somehow avoid the uncomfortable silence.

    The “parade” is totally staged. Who in the hell would stand in the street and waive and regular people driving in a line of 3 cars? Sounds like something 6th graders would come up with.

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  7. Thanks for the smile and laugh this morning SNS, joey is a real Nowhere man. My daughter walked by me when I was playing this to get her first morning cup of coffee in the kitchen and asked me if the Beatles were doing drugs when they made this and I said yep.

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  8. What is truly astonishing is the lack of the slightest interest by the MSDM in Dementia Joe’s inability to attract a couple of dozen supporters, or more than three carloads of people. They hate President Trump so much that the entire lot of them are ignoring the greatest political story since Donald J. Trump defeated President Elect Hillary Rodham Clinton. That was less than four years ago. Having completely blown that opportunity, they seem determined to repeat their willful ignorance. Remember how they reveled in the lack of a full audience at Trump’s first rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma? Dementia Joe and Kalamity couldn’t get that big a crowd if they had President Osmidgen and Mooch with them. What a bunch of dedicated propagandists!

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  9. ^^^ Welcome to the New Communism of the Left where deceit, disinformation and streaming preposterous propaganda is the new “truth” along with the belief is that none of us on our own is as dumb as all of us combined!

    (same as the old Communism)

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