Not The Bee: USA Today embarrassed themselves earlier when they fact-checked a ridiculous, over-the-top Babylon Bee story that nobody—not a single person—believed to be true. Here is the satirical story from The Bee that so-called journalists at a real news outlet somehow felt the need to debunk. MORE
Ha! Stung by the Bee.
There is no “humor” section in the progressive library.
Humorless fuckwits and dour douchebags make parody nearly impossible with their hold my beer! mentality. On the bright side, reality has never been so damn funny.
The reputation of the Bee is undiminished to loyal readers.
I hear they actually have real journalists at the Bee, unlike the hacks at USA Today.
The left has no sense of humor.
We haven’t had any carnivals or county fairs this year so I appreciate the self-beclowning.
Wait… they didn’t? Here i was sure we’d have the first zombie justice of the Supreme Court (ZJSC)
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot crushing humor and laughter – forever.
With apologies to George Orwell.
Anon 10:28
Almost got the rhythm right.
Try, “humorless harridans and dour douchbags”.
Just roooooolls off the tongue so nice.
USA Today is delivered FREE to my doorstep when I’m out and about. Maybe I SHOULD ASK THE HOTELS FOR A REFUND FOR MY EFFORT TO CLEAN MY DOORSTEP!
USA is clearly DUMB. – Brian, Jake and Wolf at CNN did this a few times last year, and this year. Got creamed each time!
I have a dear friend who never fails to crack me up. It is a visceral reaction that I need to keep me sane. He never fails to shine the joy of living in my life.
To live without humor would be a death sentence to me. I pity the poor souls who live without it. No wonder they are so miserable that they have to spread their misery to the rest of us.
But I won’t succumb!
Perhaps the USA Today article was intended as a joke (a satire of the satire, so to speak)? Maybe we’re being a little bit too literal ourselves here, guys.
@ Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
That’s a lot of alliteration… which also sort of “roooooolls” off the tongue.
Anonymous
SEPTEMBER 29, 2020 AT 10:44 AM
“Wait… they didn’t? Here i was sure we’d have the first zombie justice of the Supreme Court”
….seems legit for a rotting Ginsberg to be there for the donkeys, because most of their VOTERS are dead, plus it makes sense for the corrupt to represent the corrupt, whether that corruption is physical or spiritual…
Ruth Ginsberg is rotting in hell where she belongs.
The Babylon Bee is more accurate and professional with satire than the Fake News Media USA Today rag.
Wate! Yoy mean the 9 crickit court DIDN’T overrun Ruth Buzzie Burger’s death?
I see the supposed Christians at the ‘Bee’ are STILL ripping off other people’s stuff.
http://www.diogenesmiddlefinger.com/2020/09/too-soon.html
The 9th circuit clowns probably did.😂
I havent seen rogue judges like that since that Hawaiian Judge overruled Trumps hostage negotiation and ordered the hostage back to North Korea