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Most Beautiful First Lady Ever Is Also A Brilliant Political Analyst

Monday, 5 October 2020, 1:00 MJA Uncategorized 18

FLOTUS Melania Trump White House public domain photo

“I’m driving liberals crazy, that’s for sure… and they deserve it,” Melania laughed.

18 Comments on Most Beautiful First Lady Ever Is Also A Brilliant Political Analyst

  1. That astonishingly beautiful, brilliant, capable and gutsy Lady has set a new standard for First Ladies – ANY Ladies, in fact. It’s a standard that likely will be impossible for others to meet but, if we’re lucky, others will try.

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  2. I’ve always considered Raquel Welsh as the bench mark for hawt women. Melania is just drop dead gorgeous. Perfect cheek bones and symmetry. And oh yea, damn smart. I don’t think Trump would marry someone that couldn’t challenge him.

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  3. She is stunningly gorgeous and her dress sense is exquisite. Why she isn’t front and centre of every newspaper or magazine fashion page is a mystery. Oh, wait a minute, no it isn’t.

    MSM can’t handle the fact that she’s Mrs. Trump!

    Talk about hypocrisy. JHC, I hate the media.

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  6. From the article:

    Meanwhile, we’ve learned that Melania, a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in Ferragamo, pairs high-fashion with brilliant profanity, a beautiful James Carville with a more intelligible accent and slightly less balding

    Perfectly sums her up!

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  9. Well, she’s no boob belt on a dress that looks like a black widow’s back.

    If I understand modern leftwing politics correctly, and I think I do, if Trump dies then Melania should become our first woman President. Being married to a man who was President means you are also qualified to be President.

    That’s what they have said for the last 24 years.

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  10. Certainly a better picture than that of the previous First Lady smuggling two couch cushions in the back of the “fashionable” tarp she was wearing.

    Bonus: No perma-scowl

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  11. An almost certainly made up story had an upset reporter asking Trump about some issue and questioning, “How do you sleep at night?”. The response, “Naked. With a super model.”

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  12. gin – Any comparisons should also include their husbands as the true reflection of who would marry a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-eating, brainless, dickless, purple-lipped, hopeless, heartless, bug eyed, jug-eared, incompetent, inexperienced, lazy, vacationing golfing, childish, naïve, spending, partying, vindictive, arrogant, stumbling, sarcastic, narcissistic, corrupt, backstabbing, stone-walling, out-of-touch, stair-prancing, Gay-obsessed, dope-smoking, pot-headed, momjeans-wearing, shame gland missing, Peace-Prize stealing, gum-chewing, fly-swatting, community-organizing, selfie-posing, celebrity gad-fly, Jihad-coddling, taqiyah sunrise-drinking, dithering, flat-footed, tone-deaf, lawless, divisive, phoney-baloney, plastic banana republic Socialist Froot-Loop / or a draft-dodging, tax-evading, dope-smoking, coke-sniffing, drug dealing, money-laundering, pants-dropping, weenie-wagging, wife-cheating, woman-beating, rapist, masturbating, cigar-dipping pervert, finger wagging liar, self-centered, self-serving, hornswaggling, double-dealing, four-flushing, power hungry, money grubbing, influence pedaling sleaze-bag thief who was convicted of perjury, impeached and disbarred and forever referred to as the filthy bicycle seat-sniffing trailer park troll who dragged our nation’s morality down to the level of an Arkansas Outhouse by bringing the term “blow-job” into the family kitchen on the front page of the morning paper!

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  17. Having grown up in communist Slovenia Melania knows better than most the evil of socialism. One saving grace is that the eastern block countries were spared women’s liberation theology and other western “liberal” manipulations. Sexual roles in Eastern Europe are much more defined than in the West. (Most of the population clung to the church.) Women there are much more feminine. As a result they are much more attractive to (heterosexual) males.

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  18. Damn it, Jerry, I looked and looked for that photo.
    I was going to include it with a reply to a breathless post about Melania, refusing to move into the White House, until the personal facilities plumbing had all been replaced.
    Jeez, who can blame her? I shudder to think about what the third floor MIL suite looked like.
    Like President Trump, I have been married 3 times.
    Boy, did we hit it out of the park, on our third swing.
    She never complains.

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