A 68-year-old Gippsland man has had lengthy eye surgery after a vicious magpie attack, his injuries so severe he had to be flown to Melbourne for treatment.
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“Australian Man undergoes surgery after vicious Magpie attack”
Sounds like some conservative was caught by Karen not wearing a mask.
Wasn’t this in The Omen II?
That’s embarrassing.
Jeez, in Australia they come at you from land, sea, and air. Right now I would have to tie and gag my wife to get her to Australia. Between the police state they have there over Covid, the long flight, and multiple ways to die, she is not interested.
^^^^ I AGREE WITH YOUR WIFE
Meanwhile in the US, woodchucks in the Midwest are drowsy and easily approached this time of year.
Are we sure that Alfred Hitchcock wasn’t doing a McGuffin and hiding somewhere in the background.
Was it Heckle or Jeckle?
And was Deputy Dawg chasing them?
Why don’t they just shoot them? Oh that’s right, no guns. Do they still have boomerangs?
Australia has really gone downhill since Steve Irwin died….Crikey!
Hate it when that happens!
Often you’ll here a news report of some hiker being attacked by a mountain lion and killing it with his bare hands. This hapless clown has the snot beat out of him by a bird!
Alfred Hitchcock was unavailable for comment.