Last Time I Saw a Zipper That Long

22 Comments on Last Time I Saw a Zipper That Long

1. LMAO !!!

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2. It’s a good thing I wasn’t drinking anything.

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3. FUNNY AND GROSS ROLLED TOGETHER!!

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4. Would he pour out like water if you opened it?🤔

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5. Holy crap, even Erkle didn’t wear his pants up to his throat.

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6. I wonder who Humpty Dumpty’s tailor is?

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7. Maybe it’s an emergency exit.

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8. I think Nadler still wears his fat pants from before he lost 300 pounds or so. They are too long in the stride so he just pulls them up under his armpits. He really has no waist and too cheap to buy new clothes I guess.

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9. Gawd I wish I wouldn’t have seen that. I can’t help but wonder what’s behind it. I think I just threw up in my mouth.

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10. Now there’s a porn niche that’s yet to be mined.

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11. I wonder how many gallons of pus are hiding behind it.

12. Must be custom tailored.
    Most trousers and jeans are supposed to ride a little below the waistline. They tend to have zippers a couple inches too short to open low enough to get it out. I don’t know if they are saving a few cents or whether fag designers squat to pee.

    https://www.quora.com/Why-do-some-mens-jeans-have-zippers-that-are-too-short-to-get-the-penis-out-to-urinate

    😀

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13. Talk about a long trouser snake. Maybe his pants are so baggy because that way they can hold more crap the next time he takes a dump in his shorts.

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14. Douche Bag with a zipper? Who da thunk?

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15. This is one tiny area where the boob belt actually looked better on Mooshelle

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16. Unrealizable fantasy: It would be entertaining to see Jerry roll and bounce down a flight of stairs if only somebody would give him a little push. That’ll never happen though. I’m sure he avoids stairs like a vampire avoids sunlight.

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17. colostomy bag?

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18. Once upon a time, my sister and I were camping with a large group of people. As usual, we were whispering and giggling through the night.
    One of the adults hollered out “Good Night” which only made us giggle more.
    After a few more outbursts of giggles, we hear this long, slow zipper being pulled.
    Oh my goodness, we looked at each other in the dim light and I said “I’d like to meet the man behind that zipper!”
    We were never asked to go camping with that group again!

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19. Hope Hicks Jerry Nadler meme: Could there BE any more contrast? (h/t Carpe Donktum, who was widely deplatformed)

    https://www.memeworld.com/meme/could-there-be-anymore-contrast/

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20. One sad twisted little man…

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21. “I’d like to meet the man behind that zipper!”

    Well, now that you’ve met him, whadda ya think?

    izlamo delenda est …

22. @Tim
    Glad we have socialist distancing in place!
    LOL

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