Never Yet Melted:
One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one where there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks. “What’s this?” she asked.
“Pulverized willow bark,” replied her fairy godmother.
“What happened to the carpet?” she asked.
“The carpet was nylon, which is made from butadiene and hydrogen cyanide, both made from petroleum,” came the response.
Greta smiled, acknowledging that adjustments are necessary to save the planet, and moved to the sink to brush her teeth where instead of a toothbrush, she found a willow, mangled on one end to expose wood fibre bristles.
“Your old toothbrush?” noted her godmother, “Also nylon.”
“Where’s the water?” asked Greta.
“Down the road in the canal,” replied her godmother, ‘Just make sure you avoid water with cholera in it”
“Why’s there no running water?” Greta asked, becoming a little peevish. more
I’ve had about one vodka too many to say anything civil about that little brat. I will spare you all my vitriol. Good night.
I burn anthracite all winter. In a cannon heater, no less.
Greta can go to hell.
yeah, ‘civilization’s’ a bitch, ain’t it?
picture a time-traveler from today going to the year 2150 & finding nothing but cavemen squatting & grunting around a fire, in front of a cave where women & children are skinning a couple of squirrels, a few field mice & a partially desiccated pole-cat for the communal meal
ahhhhhhh …. progressive nirvana
You’d think that would stop her from bitching about stolen dreams and childhood, but probably not.
She’s mentally impaired. But not as mentally impaired as the news media that worships her.
Someone needs to tell the little mutant that some scientists now are hypothesizing that plants can feel pain.
Greta, Utopia is not here on planet Earth, it’s on Mars, pack your bags.
It’s sad to see the twisted anger sitting on the face of a
child. Her parents were involved in ruining this kids life.
They are despicable.
This little know it all wears the constant scowl from her inner anger to the point that she’s facially disfigured.
She reminds me of pictures I’ve seen of female Nazi concentration camp guards taken by troops after the liberation.
What Greta wants for Greta and what Greta wants for YOU are two entirely different things!
Don’t be confused on the issue.
Hypocrisy runs deep in Enviro-Nazi maggots like Greta and Gore.
izlamo delenda est …
GRETA IS A TOTAL “NUTTER”! Get her the help she needs.
This is child abuse.
By her parents own admission. Greta suffers from several mental illnesses and defects.
Joe’s answer “we’ll work it out.”
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“Greta smiled, acknowledging that adjustments are necessary to save the planet, and moved to the sink to brush her teeth where instead of a toothbrush, she found a willow, mangled on one end to expose wood fibre bristles.”
…well, being Swedish,if Greta is allowed to live she’ll have to follow the Muslim prescription for dental hygiene instead. Mohammad was something of a micro-manager, and in between sadistic murders he told people how to brush their teeth or I KEEL YOU…
‘…the Prophet Muhammad, as quoted by the 9th century Imam al-Bukhari, “Make a regular practice of miswak for verily it is the purification of the mouth and a means of pleasure of the Lord”…’
https://www.arabamerica.com/the-miswak-a-natural-toothbrush-with-medicinal-qualities/
…yep, Greta, the 7th century barbarians that rule your country didn’t use oil, so you’ve already got folks who will TELL you how to live green, or will tell the man who OWNS you because YOU will be a sex slave and aren’t worth talking to, but I’m sure your master will have your teeth scrubbed this way before the forced oral sex since he wouldn’t want your dirty mouth on his syphilitic joint…