Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel is pleading with the public to stop telling her staff to shove Sharpies up their rear ends.
Nessel made her desperate plea to the public on Twitter after a state judge tossed a lawsuit by the Trump campaign that sought to suspend ballot counting in the state.
“Dear members of the public: Please stop making harassing & threatening calls to my staff. They are kind, hardworking public servants just doing their job. Asking them to shove sharpies in uncomfortable places is never appropriate & is a sad commentary on the state of our nation,” Nessel tweeted. more
h/t Old Racist White Woman
Is there anything she could have said that would have encouraged more harassing and threatening calls?
“…public servants just doing their job.”
You mean like handing out sharpies to voters?
…lady, before it’s over, you’re gonna wish it was JUST a Sharpie…
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I used a black Flair type pen…no Sharpies.
It SAID processed so what the fuck I’m I supposed to do AFTER that?
Better sharpies than their heads – it would be too crowded if they used anything else…
Oh, what a good idea. Excuse me; I have to make a phone call!
What a dirt bag…
By all means stop telling them to just shove it. Always include the word sideways.
Or even better tell the staff to go see their governor, she’s waiting to receive her sharpie deposit.
Not too Sharpie, is she? We’re not gonna take it anymore.
ghost, I think that’s what all of us are asking and something I’ve asked for a long time, how do I know my ballot was counted?
I live in a red state, so I’m pretty sure they don’t screw with it in general elections. Not so sure about primaries though, it sure is always strange it seems like the person who is the least conservative or been there the longest always wins. Then when they have a state question like legalizing medical marijuana or medicaid expansion and they put it on the primary ballot it passes, although everyone says they’re against it and you can’t find one person who voted for it. Also funny that people come into vote and only vote for pot and leave the rest of the ballot blank. Another funny thing is absentee voting, medicaid expansion with in person voting on election day was defeated 55% to 45%, even in person early voting although the majority voted in favor, it was still close; 55% to 45% yet absentee voting caused it to be passed because that vote was 80% to 20%.
So I haven’t trusted that my vote counted or some illegal vote cancelled my vote in primaries for a long time. I only trust Republicans slightly more than I do the demons. Although it seems to be more the down ballot rather than Presidential primaries. But then maybe it’s just more dumb Republican voters come out and vote in primaries and the fact that so few do vote.
But if I lived in demon ran state I was just assume my vote was going to be thrown in the trash and replaced with their choice.
She should shove a sharpie in her OWN uncomfortable place.
How ’bout shoving a harpie up their ass instead of a sharpie? They can shove Gov. Whitmer up their asses rather than an innocent writing instrument.
How about this ten foot pole then?
Attorney General Dana Nellel’s office
Monday – Friday 8AM – 5PM ET
517-335-7622
Should you need to contact them for any reason
They are kind, hardworking public servants just doing their job.
You mean hardworking precipitating in the overthrow of a president through voter fraud? Stop harassing them, nawwww.
How ’bout a ten foot Sharpie and Coumo’s big ass Q Tip to go with it!
Hey Dana…
If the sharpie fits, shove it!