21 Comments on I wonder what the text message said
Just read that N. Carolina flipped for Trump.
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“Hi I’m Polly the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha.”
From the movie Porky’s
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“Guess what, you’re gonna be a father!”
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It’s getting harder and harder to keep up the charade, isn’t it, Ken?
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“Crap I have to sleep with that Lemon again to be on his show”
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Not a text. He posted a comment and found out the edit function doesn’t work.
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Saw this earlier today.
He explained that he accidently shut down the app he was using for the talk and didn’t realize the separate mic and camera was still running.
Interesting – I just went to find the post he explained things in and when I hit my link for Twitchy I get a 502 bad gateway message. Wonder if the bad guys are messing with them. Twitchy is definitely a conservative site and makes fun of the left all the time. (you should put Twitchy in your bookmarks)
“I don’t care what state you’re in, this computer voting system is wide open to fraud and intervention.” @LouDobbs True, and wait until you see what’s coming!”
Just read that N. Carolina flipped for Trump.
“Hi I’m Polly the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha.”
From the movie Porky’s
“Guess what, you’re gonna be a father!”
It’s getting harder and harder to keep up the charade, isn’t it, Ken?
“Crap I have to sleep with that Lemon again to be on his show”
Not a text. He posted a comment and found out the edit function doesn’t work.
Saw this earlier today.
He explained that he accidently shut down the app he was using for the talk and didn’t realize the separate mic and camera was still running.
Interesting – I just went to find the post he explained things in and when I hit my link for Twitchy I get a 502 bad gateway message. Wonder if the bad guys are messing with them. Twitchy is definitely a conservative site and makes fun of the left all the time. (you should put Twitchy in your bookmarks)
https://twitchy.com/
“Heeeaaay, this is Brad. What are you wearin’?”….
“Khakis” Willys
He just read Trump’s tweet! –
“I don’t care what state you’re in, this computer voting system is wide open to fraud and intervention.” @LouDobbs True, and wait until you see what’s coming!”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/11/wait-see-coming-president-trump-fires-warning-shot-fraudulent-computer-voting-systems/
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“She sounds hideous.”
“Well, she’s a guy.”
LOL!
His Doc just called informing him he’s contracted anal herpes from Goat Boy Willie. .
See that gas fireplace behind him?
That was installed a few months ago. He’s been burning it continuously since. He just got his first gas bill.
At least he knows, without a doubt, that it’s not from a pregnant woman.
His financial advisor ran the numbers for his tax burden next year if Biden (heaven forbid) becomes president. It wasn’t good news.
At the urging of my Petey B, I had sent him a selfie of my unbleached elastic starfish!
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The Unbleached star fish. Above picture.
Take a look, no don’t.
Your boyfriend’s pregnancy test is positive.
I heard it was his doctor with the results from an STD test.
He forgot the lying Democrat talking point he was supposed to use.
I figured he got spunk on his tie. Silly me.