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*Your State May Vary

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  1. From Richard Grenell on Twitter:

    6 people are allowed for Thanksgiving, but 30 are allowed for a funeral.

    So I will be holding a funeral for my pet turkey that will pass away on November 26th.

    Refreshments provided.

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  2. systemically confused

    You bet. I feed everyone else the Turkey. I slow roast a spiral cut ham constantly basted with honey, butter, and brown sugar. Dang, now I’m hungry. Candied Sweet Potatoes,Cranberries. etc. ,

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  3. @ Brad: DAYUHM!!! I’ll ask President-Elect MJA if she can send me a fed plane to get me to your town. She’s already offered me an Ambassadorship. It’s just too long a drive for an old guy from Nolackaloonies, MT…

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