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  3. I got all the translation I need right here:

    Count 1 Defendents violated the Elections Clause and 42 U.S.C Rule changes and cure procedures conflict with state legislation.
    This count includes

    workers not following procedures when counting,
    mail-in ballots sent to people who had not requested them,
    votes from people who had moved out of state
    Count 2 Denial of Equal Protection. Secretary of State and Georgia counties violated the 14th Amendment, 42 U.S.C. § 1983

    This count includes

    Opening ballots prior to election day in violation of legislative statute,
    improper procedures with lack of auditable logs,
    a large number of identical pristine ballots that were likely fraudulent,
    breach of chain of custody of voting machines the night before the election,
    failure to treat voters in all counties the same,
    the banning of observers,
    not allowing observers to review all envelopes,
    use of Dominion Democracy Suite software,
    workers switching votes from Trump to Biden,
    allowing ineligible ballots to be counted,
    use of Dominion software which allowed eligible ballots to be switched between candidates or lost altogether.
    Count 3 Denial of Due Process 14th Amendment § 1983 Disparate treatment of Absentee/Mail-In Voters among different counties.
    subjecting one class of voters to greater burdens or scrutiny than another.

    Count 4 Denial of Due Process on the Right to Vote 14th Amendment Art 1 § 4, CL. 1; Art II § 1, Cl.2; Amend 16 U.S.C. § 1983.
    This count includes all previous allegations,

    failure to count legal votes,
    failure to count votes free from distortion by illegal votes,
    failure to verify signatures,
    abnormally low signature rejection rate compared to states which have had mail-in voting for years.
    Count 5 There was Wide-Spread Ballot Fraud OCGA 21-2-522
    This count includes all previous paragraphs.

    Enough irregular ballots exist to put the election in doubt.
    Glitches in the Dominion system have uniform effect of hurting Trump and helping Biden.
    Fraudulent acts show votes being switched from Trump to Biden during the recount,
    lack of procedures to follow the election code,
    use of Dominion despite evidence of serious vulnerabilities,
    misrepresentations about a pipe burst that sent everyone home,
    while some poll workers remained and kept working on the machines,
    failure to maintain logs on the voting system for a genuine and sound audit,
    ballots received that were never requested,
    third parties voted an untold number of unlawfully acquired absentee or mail-in ballots,
    20,311 voters had registered as having moved out of state,
    at least 96,600 mail-in ballots were fraudulently cast,
    136,098 ballots were illegally counted as a result of improper manipulation of the Dominion software,
    mail in ballots were requested by 3rd parties or sent erroneously to persons and voted fraudulently,
    undetected by a failed system of signature verification
    For these reasons, Plaintiff asks this Court to enter a judgment in their favor and provide the following emergency relief:

    1. An order directing Governor Kemp, Secretary Raffensperger and the Georgia State Board of Elections to de-certify the election results;
    2. An order enjoining Governor Kemp from transmitting the currently certified election results to the Electoral College;
    3. An order requiring Governor Kemp to transmit certified election results that state that President Donald Trump is the winner of the election; 101
    4. An immediate order to impound all the voting machines and software in Georgia for expert inspection by the Plaintiffs.
    5. An order that no votes received or tabulated by machines that were not certified as required by federal and state law be counted.
    6. A declaratory judgment declaring that Georgia Secretary of State Rule 183-1-14-0.9-.15 violates the Electors and Elections Clause, U.S. CONST. art. I, § 4;
    7. A declaratory judgment declaring that Georgia’s failed system of signature verification violates the Electors and Elections Clause by working a de facto abolition of the signature verification requirement;
    8. A declaratory judgment declaring that current certified election results violates the Due Process Clause, U.S. CONST. Amend. XIV;
    9. A declaratory judgment declaring that mail-in and absentee ballot fraud must be remedied with a Full Manual Recount or statistically valid sampling that properly verifies the signatures on absentee ballot envelopes and that invalidates the certified results if the recount or sampling analysis shows a sufficient number of ineligible absentee ballots were counted; 102
    10. An emergency declaratory judgment that voting machines be Seized and Impounded immediately for a forensic audit—by plaintiffs’ expects;
    11. A declaratory judgment declaring absentee ballot fraud occurred in violation of Constitutional rights, Election laws and under state law;
    12. A permanent injunction prohibiting the Governor and Secretary of State from transmitting the currently certified results to the Electoral College based on the overwhelming evidence of election tampering;
    13. Immediate production of 36 hours of security camera recording of all rooms used in the voting process at State Farm Arena in Fulton County, GA from 12:00am to 3:00am until 6:00pm on November 3.
    14. Plaintiffs further request the Court grant such other relief as is just and proper, including but not limited to, the costs of this action and their reasonable attorney fees and expenses pursuant to 42 U.S.C. 1988.

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  5. She also alleged that the Dominion software was accessed by agents representing China and Iran in order to manipulate the election.

    From point 14, page 9:

    Image below:

    Also PAGE 53 paragraph 111 (CHINESE & IRANIAN PENETRATION)

    “…the system and software have been accessible and were certainly compromised by rogue actors, such as Iran and China.”

    “….Dominion neglectfully allowed foreign adversaries to access data and intentionally provided access to their infrastructure in order to monitor and manipulate elections, including the most recent one in 2020. (see exhibit 7).”

    No exhibits are included in the complaint, but exhibit 7 is an analysis by “a former US Military Intelligence expert”.

    HERE IS WHAT POWELL IS ASKING FOR WITH HER LAWSUIT:

    For these reasons, Plaintiff asks this Court to enter a judgment in their favor and provide the following emergency relief: 1. An order directing Governor Kemp, Secretary Raffensperger and the Georgia State Board of Elections to de-certify the election results; 2. An order enjoining Governor Kemp from transmitting the currently certified election results to the Electoral College; 3. An order requiring Governor Kemp to transmit certified election results that state that President Donald Trump is the winner of the election;

    Pg. 101

    4. An immediate order to impound all the voting machines and software in Georgia for expert inspection by the Plaintiffs. 5. An order that no votes received or tabulated by machines that were not certified as required by federal and state law be counted. 6. A declaratory judgment declaring that Georgia Secretary of State Rule 183-1-14-0.9-.15 violates the Electors and Elections Clause, U.S. CONST. art. I, § 4; 7. A declaratory judgment declaring that Georgia’s failed system of signature verification violates the Electors and Elections Clause by working a de facto abolition of the signature verification requirement; 8. A declaratory judgment declaring that current certified election results violates the Due Process Clause, U.S. CONST. Amend. XIV; 9. A declaratory judgment declaring that mail-in and absentee ballot fraud must be remedied with a Full Manual Recount or statistically valid sampling that properly verifies the signatures on absentee ballot envelopes and that invalidates the certified results if the recount or sampling analysis shows a sufficient number of ineligible absentee ballots were counted;

    Pg. 102

    10. An emergency declaratory judgment that voting machines be Seized and Impounded immediately for a forensic audit—by plaintiffs’ expects; 11. A declaratory judgment declaring absentee ballot fraud occurred in violation of Constitutional rights, Election laws and under state law; 12. A permanent injunction prohibiting the Governor and Secretary of State from transmitting the currently certified results to the Electoral College based on the overwhelming evidence of election tampering; 13. Immediate production of 36 hours of security camera recording of all rooms used in the voting process at State Farm Arena in Fulton County, GA from 12:00am to 3:00am until 6:00pm on November 3. 14. Plaintiffs further request the Court grant such other relief as is just and proper, including but not limited to, the costs of this action and their reasonable attorney fees and expenses pursuant to 42 U.S.C. 1988.

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  6. It should always translate to; “I am a thief, and embezzler of your tax money, and I am a traitor beholden to communist china. And yes, kamala harris sucked my dick as part of her becoming my VP.”

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  12. @ stirrin the pot NOVEMBER 26, 2020 AT 1:59 PM

    I have been extremely frustrated by all of the Debbie Downers ranking on Sydney Powell and Rudy for not filing incomplete or erroneous lawsuits three weeks ago. Yes, time is of the essence, but it doesn’t good to torpedo your own ship by being in too big of a hurry too. I have been waiting to see what they were going to file.

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  13. All you dog faced pony soldiers ain’t black.

    Smoke begins emitting from translator.

    I was wondering. The left loves their crazy hand signalers for the deaf, which, in the age of closed captioning, seem to have no purpose.

    But if you are signing Biden and he babbles incoherently, do you just 🤷 ?

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  14. JDHasty November 26, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    Have faith my friend. You are correct with your Scrivener’s Error observation. That, plus the fact that the document circulating around is not likely the final document to be filed – which would presumably clean up a lot of the typos and grammatical errors.

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  15. @ stirrin the pot NOVEMBER 26, 2020 AT 3:02 PM

    This Sydney Powell is the genuine article. Not just a big fish in a small pond of good attorneys, she is a whale in a bathtub. I have 100% confidence that we have the best with her. I have a very long memory and I promise you I will remember everyone who has been making cracks about her taking this on in order to collect donations and write a book. Who the fuck do these assholes think are paying ms Powell’s staff? I guarandamntee you they haven’t chipped in a plugged nickel.

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  19. Summary below of the main takeaways, VOTE TOTALS, and suggested remedy from the MI lawsuit filed by Sidney Powell yesterday. This suit is MUCH more coherent than the rambling GA suit, thank goodness. Lots of overlap between the two as it relates to Dominion and the alleged Constitutional violations. As with the GA suit, converting the document to searchable PDF screwed up a bunch of formatting, particularly creating tonsofsentenceswithnospacesbetweenwords. Also worth reviewing with respect to MI election fraud is the Great Lakes Justice Center complaint against Wayne County filed 11/8/20: https://www.greatlakesjc.org/cases/costantino_v_detroit/ Against MI election code, election challengers were deprived of meaningful access to observe election process. There are 100 affidavits from credentialed Republican challengers who were denied access in Wayne County alone, specifically to TCF center where the counting and mail-in ballot processing happened. When given limited access, GOP challengers were routinely discriminated against, threatened, and systematically outnumbered:
    Not allowed to come and go from TCF center like Democrat challengers;
    Social distancing guidelines enforced for Republicans but not Democrats;
    Republicans called names and intimidated;
    Republicans told they would be removed by SWAT team if they asked questions;
    ”Tactics to Distract GOP Challengers” packet being distributed;
    Republican challenges to ballots ignored and not recorded
    Republicans prohibited from observing ballot duplication work when machine rejected flawed ballots;
    Ballot duplication only performed by Democrats not bi-partisan teams as per law;
    Democrats impersonated Republican challengers;
    Republicans not allowed to reference Qualified Voter File (QVF) or review changes made to it.
    4:30am and 9pm ballot dumps on 11/4/20 at TCF amounting to tens of thousands of ballots; vehicles with out of state plates observed at the same time. Boxes brought in through the back of the room, highly unusual. All 4:30am ballots called for Biden according to what witness heard. All ballots in 9pm dump had zero records of voters in QVF or on supplemental sheets; records were added on the spot with 1/1/1900 birthday.

    +100k ballots “discovered” two hours after two unmarked vans left TCF according to IT contractor on location.

    Absentee ballots backdated to appear as though they were received before 8pm on 11/3/20. Republican challenger has a written note from an election worker saying she was instructed to backdate ballots. This is in addition to USPS whistleblower in MI (bulk backdating to 11/3/20 done by USPS in Traverse City if not other places).

    Illegal votes cast and counted in multiple ways:

    People showed up to polls to vote in person without having to surrender their mail-in ballot.
    Batches of ballots run through counting machine multiple (5 or more) times. Dominion contractor as well as numerous Republican challengers saw this.
    Identifying numbers on ballots and envelopes did not match. When this was pointed out, challenger was ignored and told to go away.
    Ballots counted without signatures and/or postmarks.
    Large percentages of batches of ballots had the same exact signature on each envelope.
    Envelopes were “lost” at certain counting tables.
    Provisional ballots counted with no oversight.
    Ballots counted without secrecy sleeve or secrecy sleeve breached by official to view votes before sometimes placing ballot in “problem ballot” pile.
    No chain of custody on boxes of ballots dropped off after 8pm on 11/3/20.
    Dead voters.
    Dominion (some claims unique to MI that are not made in GA case):

    Only one vote tabulating machine in Wayne County was tested before election;
    Trump team was only able to watch the testing of this one machine via Zoom. Faulty machines in Antrim County are what gave Biden 6k extra votes there. Wayne County is much larger so could significantly sway results if similar errors exist in some/many/all of their tabulating machines.
    Systems errors throughout MI routinely favor Democrats.
    Machines can be accessed remotely; no standards for physical security of machines.
    Atrium County was not isolated “glitch.” Problematic machine should have been recertified once problem identified and resolved, but it was not.
    Non-whole number (decimal) vote totals make it highly likely that rank choice voting tabulation algorithm was active. Blank ballots were likely fed into the machines and fractionally counted for each candidate (favoring Biden).
    Pre/post 2am results drastically different and observed spikes impossible. Trump had 60% of all turnout points before they stopped counting at 2am in Wayne County. This was probably also accomplished by feeding blank ballots into the machines and programming the machines to count all/nearly all for Biden.
    Not physically possible to process the amount of ballots alleged to have been processed over 2.5 hour period with the machines available. Physical limit is ~95k; they reported ~385k.
    Images of scanned ballots kept inside system, but system can be set to put some images of ballots into “problem ballot” bin. Ballots in this bin can be wholly or selectively purged, with no trace. (Identical argument made in GA case.)
    Does not, by design, preserve or retain voting records, in violation of US election law. (Identical argument made in GA case.)
    Connections to Venezuelan election rigging for Chavez and other end-user weaknesses (p. 50 – 54 has a good summary, better than that in GA case.)
    Dominion VP connected to ANTIFA, on record wanting violence against Trump and saying this election is rigged. (Also in GA case.)
    Vote totals — note that certified results have Biden leading Trump by ~154k:

    30k mail-in ballots “lost” (i.e. destroyed or replaced with blank ballots) (based on Matt Braynard’s work)
    30k mail-in votes cast for people who did not request mail-in ballots (based on Matt Braynard’s work)
    86k “excess voters” in two MI counties; all/nearly all newly registered voters since 2016 in select precincts/townships voted for Biden, statistically impossible and an anomaly based on results elsewhere in MI and nationally
    13k illegal votes from people who don’t live in MI (based on Matt Braynard’s work)
    290k more ballots processed in four MI counties than physically possible with available Dominion technology
    No other vote totals given for alleged Dominion vote flipping
    The Charges (same as GA):

    Elections and Electors Clauses violated
    Equal Protection violated
    Due Process violated
    Widespread ballot fraud
    Five parts of state election law violated
    The Remedy (mostly the same as GA):

    Decertify results
    Certify results for Trump
    Do not count mail-in/absentee ballots that violate MI election law
    Force production of ballots, envelopes, and other logs and records as required by law
    Do not count any mail-in ballots as the mail-in vote system is broken in MI
    Prevent MI electors from casting any votes
    Prevent counting any votes cast on uncertified machines
    Full manual recount or audit with signature verification
    Impoundment and audit of all machines
    48 hours (11/3 – 11/4) of security camera footage from TCF

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