Rumor?

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1. SQUIRREL!!!!

   This old dog is tired of chasing vermin we’ll never catch.
   I think I’ll lie on the porch and lick my….ok I won’t go there. I’ve gotten too lazy to even think about the impossible.

   We’re fooking fooked. Sorry.

   Time to go underground.

   Secret handshakes. Passwords or tricky questions. Shit like that.

   If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half what is the distance between Partlow, VA and Marstons Mills, MA?

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2. PH, it’s equal in miles to how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.

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3. What’s the distance between a penguin?

   How long is an oblong?

   Can you say the word titular without giggling?

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4. Exactly, Carlos.

   And how long have you been car less, Carlos?

5. Or say niggardly without being accused of being a racist.

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6. The President’s speech today:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=720O_yBLrTs

   The Constitution Of The United States, Article II, Section 3.:

   “He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.”

   I think a special session is called for. Now.

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7. In buying Dominion, China got a good deal. They threw in in the United States of America with the purchase. Early Black Friday deal. Or maybe Cyber Monday.

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8. How Long is a Chinaman.

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9. I agree with everything the president is saying. But he has been deplatformed by all media. They shoved a balled up gym sock down his throat and stuck a shiv in him.

   It will be up to we individuals to target the perps and exact revenge.

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10. Dominion Voting was purchased by a Carlyle Group front company 2 years ago. You know The Carlyle Group… they make money buying defense contracting companies and profit heavily on Pentagon contracts. Details here.

    https://newsincontext.wordpress.com/2020/11/11/dominion-voting-systems-purchased-in-2018-by-group-tied-to-the-carlyle-group/