“You did the bang bang with Fang Fang and now your political career is finished”

20 Comments on “You did the bang bang with Fang Fang and now your political career is finished”

1. Gig ’em Ted!!!

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2. Ted Cruz for the win !

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3. I am surprised that he has not used the “I am openly GAY” line to explain WHY he wasn’t screwing around with that chinese woman…………unless his backdoor swings both ways and he is doing Feinstein’s chauffeur TOO…

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4. Rep. Eric Swalwell: Just a reminder: Years of Bang Bang with Fang Fang proves I’m not just a nuther dry hole!

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5. Eric wang bang Fang.

   Sum ting wong?

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6. A holiday diet that will work for all: imagine Eric’s O face.

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7. Finally his armor reveals its chink

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8. Like anything is gonna happen to these miscreants? Hell, DiFi had her own personal ChiSpy driving her around for 20+ years… a little reverse anal pegging with a Chinese Hooker spy is nothin’.

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9. Oh snap! That’s a zinger! Too bad he’s a Democrat and will get a pass. He will probably end up speaker of the house.

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10. anything bez ok if ura mfkng demon-rat

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11. If he is forced out, that is one expensive Chinese pheasant.

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12. Wow, Swalwell is finally famous for something besides this all time classic.

    https://youtu.be/8ktxI6bLp9E

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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13. Is his wife tripping on this yet?
    Ask yourself, Mrs. Swalwell. How did your clinically dumb hubby go from metaphorically cleaning toilets at city council to the intel committee (overseeing the CIA) in congress?!

    Did they have sex in his office? Her house? Your family car?
    Your marital bed?

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14. I think his ass belongs in solitary in GITMO so he can’t talk about anything else he may have learned in committee.

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15. Treason has only one cure there Eric… Get the rope!!!!

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16. With abundant discharges of his special attractant he thought he was irresistible to this little Chinese woman.

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17. They always add this little nugget: “There is no indication of wrongdoing on Swalwell’s part.”
    It would have been nice if they had given President Trump the same consideration in every hit-piece they did on HIM over the last 5 years.

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18. Sounds like a line in a song…

    You did the bang bang with Fang Fang and now your career is finished.
    Your bank account is thin and your China privilege diminished.

19. We descend rapidly through banana republic status to the primitive. The left orchestrates this, the non-leftists allow and in many cases abet it. Swallwell is emblematic of the quality of young ‘leadership’ at the national level.

    Prep up if you can, you and yours will last longer if you do.

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20. @ gin blossom: She probably did like swalwell’s scent. I’ve been told by several who’ve visited there that much of China smells like unwashed ass…