The heck with Barky’s, I want to see Big Maw’s birth certificate.
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@Country
Big Mike is hiding a bird in his nest that only comes out when OBumble whistles at it.
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P985/800/R52/150/A1
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Notice the crappy cleavage on
his boob job ???
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On the back, it says “WIDE LOAD”.
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Her dress reminds me of one of those big cactuses you see in Arizona. That style could be called a “cactus dress” for all I know. She wears it flawlessly.
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Wow!
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Mike’s got a necessary accessory missing-large paper bag 🦍
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Saved from the skirt being blown in the air. Think he goes commando like a Scotsman?
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I remember when he would come to Oregon to visit his brother the B-Ball coach and a lady friend of mine didn’t have a clue when I referred to it as HIM…so I told her to go back and watch the movie CROCODILE DUNDEE where he meets Gwendolyn in the bar!
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@ TimBuktu
That’s a cactus dress with a prick INSIDE too!
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AHHHHHH! MY EYES!!!! PASS THE EYE BLEACH, STAT!!
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Must have used a whole roll of duct tape to keep that sausage strapped to its thigh!
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That has to be the ugliest dude I’ve ever seen. He could scare a rabid bulldog off of a meat truck.
And the dude on the left is an effete fop. A gerbil rancher, most likely.
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Did they carve out Big Mike’s phony cleavage with a chainsaw?
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“They gonna put y’all back in chains!”
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That banana is HALF-rotten. 😳
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Has anyone tried brown mustard on their char-broiled hot dogs?
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Looks like a turd dropping into a big yellow toilet bowl.
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I want to see Big Mike and Stacy “Tank” Abrams in a cage match.
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Looks like she invested in some higher quality duct tape, her prong isn’t poking out of the dress like usual.
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I see Mike’s wardrobe assistant is still taking LSD. JFC..
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I’m thinkin’ there’s a crapload of dicktape holding it all together…
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That dress hides Big Mike’s package at least
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She’s a proud black woman!!
“Hey Barack! ya gotta come look at the size of this one before I flush!”
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Mock the gown all you want, but it hides its dick well.
And now we have DOCTOR Jill Biden. Totally unmockable as well.
🤔 Dress looks like a cross between a birdcage and a dominatrix/prostitute get up.
But the most stunningly beautiful first lady ever!!
Jeezus, the humongous scary canary is busting out of its cage. Sylvester the pussy had better back the fuck up.
Those are the black version of Caitlin Jenner’s hormone rack.
Daaam is right!
I just spent part of my day putting tire chains on lawn mowers. Never thought of making a dress.
She still looks like James Brown
The Leaning Tower of Putrid.
Trust me, that’s not the color for black women’s clothes.
I’d hate to be in the mind of the designer of that dress. It’s gotta be an ugly, scary place. Of course she would wear it.
Is he pregnant or is that just a beer gut?
Deuce Bigalow “That’s a Huge Bitch”
“Trust me, that’s not the color for black women’s clothes.“
I know, right? Unless she wants to look like a rotten banana.
Snow tire chains? Fugly Mike.
Melania – Elegant
Big Mike – EleGunt
Butt ugly!
I thought Tommy Lister had passed away.
It’s a life-sized Pez dispenser!
Man boobs without belt?
What’s that yellow thing under the dress?
That ain’t candy coming out of that Pez mouth…
fo’ shizzle.
Is Mitch’s dress designed after a ski lift?
That’s a DUDE!
Big Turd bustin’ out of its cage!
Joan Rivers was right – that’s a MAN!
I really hate it when the orangutan gets stuck in the Faraday cage.
Had to shave her chest to wear that dress.
Who photoshopped Como’s right hand onto Mike’s left hand?
SAVE FOR POSSIBLE 4 HR ERECTION ISSUES
Kunt!
The heck with Barky’s, I want to see Big Maw’s birth certificate.
@Country
Big Mike is hiding a bird in his nest that only comes out when OBumble whistles at it.
P985/800/R52/150/A1
Notice the crappy cleavage on
his boob job ???
On the back, it says “WIDE LOAD”.
Her dress reminds me of one of those big cactuses you see in Arizona. That style could be called a “cactus dress” for all I know. She wears it flawlessly.
Wow!
Mike’s got a necessary accessory missing-large paper bag 🦍
Saved from the skirt being blown in the air. Think he goes commando like a Scotsman?
I remember when he would come to Oregon to visit his brother the B-Ball coach and a lady friend of mine didn’t have a clue when I referred to it as HIM…so I told her to go back and watch the movie CROCODILE DUNDEE where he meets Gwendolyn in the bar!
@ TimBuktu
That’s a cactus dress with a prick INSIDE too!
AHHHHHH! MY EYES!!!! PASS THE EYE BLEACH, STAT!!
Must have used a whole roll of duct tape to keep that sausage strapped to its thigh!
That has to be the ugliest dude I’ve ever seen. He could scare a rabid bulldog off of a meat truck.
And the dude on the left is an effete fop. A gerbil rancher, most likely.
Did they carve out Big Mike’s phony cleavage with a chainsaw?
“They gonna put y’all back in chains!”
That banana is HALF-rotten. 😳
Has anyone tried brown mustard on their char-broiled hot dogs?
Looks like a turd dropping into a big yellow toilet bowl.
I want to see Big Mike and Stacy “Tank” Abrams in a cage match.
Looks like she invested in some higher quality duct tape, her prong isn’t poking out of the dress like usual.
I see Mike’s wardrobe assistant is still taking LSD. JFC..
I’m thinkin’ there’s a crapload of dicktape holding it all together…
That dress hides Big Mike’s package at least
She’s a proud black woman!!
“Hey Barack! ya gotta come look at the size of this one before I flush!”
Mock the gown all you want, but it hides its dick well.
How convenient a dress with built in codpiece s