Spanish prisoner cut off his penis after being told his wife didn’t want to see him on conjugal visit

30 Comments on Spanish prisoner cut off his penis after being told his wife didn’t want to see him on conjugal visit

1. The human beast surfaces again.

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2. “Spanish prisoner cut off his penis…”

   …with what? If dude can cut HIMSELF, he can cut YOU, so you’re prison guarding wrong…

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3. That escalated quickly.

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4. …one wonders if he was getting conjugal visits BEFORE he went to prison, just sayin’…

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5. He’ll be more popular now with the guys, smart move.

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6. …some Democrat will see this and say we need to have taxpayer-funded hookers for the few prisoners they DON’T let out for FakeFlu because its a mentsl health requirement and therefore must be covered by Obamacare…

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7. Makes about as much sense as burning down your neighborhood because you didn’t get the free shit you didn’t earn…..
   Oh wait, happens all the time then.

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8. Attention Transgender-wannabes, tired of waiting for your taxpayer
   funded surgery?

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9. I’ve heard of cutting your nose off despite your face, but this is a first.

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10. …so does that mean she’s getting her conjugal visits elsewhere?

    …that generally ends badly if the prisoner ever gets out, and if he’s THAT nuts, lady, you might want to move before he DOES…

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11. From the article:

    Local reports said he suffered psychiatric problems.

    …and those reports have now been verified.

    In September a prisoner in Spain was rushed to hospital after eating his own ears.

    Keeping up with the Gonzalez’s?

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12. Is his wife’s name Lorena? The last words he exclaimed were, “Ha! Beat ya to it bitch!”

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13. “Who’s Dick Hertz?”

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14. Caitlyn is in a Spanish Prison?

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15. Number one clutter rule: if you haven’t used it in a year, throw it out.

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16. Then what? Did he mail it to her?

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17. Billy Fuster
    DECEMBER 27, 2020 AT 12:50 PM
    “Then what? Did he mail it to her?”

    …a PACKAGE package? THERE’S a thought…

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18. It won’t be long now.

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19. PAGING MIKE HUNT…Pick up the white courtesy telephone please!

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20. No more pokey in the Pokey.

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21. @Sapper Chris: That emasculated quickly

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22. She didn’t want sex with him?

    That’s kind of a clue the marriage needs a little work!
    He’s really going to have to double his efforts with the nub!

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23. “Well, that’ll teach her! h/t Pinochet Helicopter Tours. @HalfSacPinochet”

    Looks like she got her way, didn’t teach her anything other than she doesn’t have to have sex with him any longer. I think it’s more like “that’ll teach him for cutting off his prick,” now he can’t piss or screw, sounds good to me.

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24. Sapper Chris and Cynic – It will no longer ejaculate quickly either 🙂

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25. I’d of cut off my nads instead.

    I enjoy standing to pee too much. 😳

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26. He is now an X-Rated Mr Potatohead with plug-in eyebrows, ears, mouth and a U-Know-Whut!

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27. He cut off his penis to spite his….what, what? His nuts? His Crotch?

    For history buffs: “Boston” Corbett, the killer of John Wilkes Booth, cut off his junk so that he wouldn’t be enticed by prostitutes.

    Hew used a pair of scissors. Now that takes nerves of steel as well as a pretty sick mind.

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28. Hey señor, if you’re done with that, I’d like to suck on it for a while.

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29. Flex Seal it!

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30. If you call the jails conjugal visit number you get cut off

    “para Ingles, marque el numero did”