Diogenes’ Middle Finger:
In what’s become more and more frequent for them online, CNN was forced to issue an embarrassing correction to a story Thursday that falsely claimed Democrat Rep. Ted Lieu of California valiantly “grabbed a crowbar” and took up a heroic defense position leading readers to believe that the congressman was bravely waiting to ward off those who breached the Capitol building.
Going as always for the coveted Pulitzer prize, the CNN reporters Jeremy Herb, Phil Mattingly, Lauren Fox and Manu Raju pieced together quite a timeline of the events of the incursion and Lieu’s role during the chaos.
FFS
Ted Lieu!!!???? That little fagot sleeps in footed jammies. In a bunk bed. He’s a Sea Slug. Mofo has no spine. Jees, I live in Cali and missed all that. Pretty sure the little bitch would struggle picking up the crowbar.
And yet, they get incensed if you call them “fake news”.
In reality he was crapping his pants.
Hmm, maybe CNN should listen to itself. See the previous post where CNN allowed Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman to say that “lies that are demonstrably false is yelling fire in a crowded theater when there is none.” and that they are not protected speech…
Retreating to a gay bar – grabbing a crowbar – it’s ALL good, right? 🙄
Further more I question the availability of crowbars on the Senate floor. Are they issued to Lawmakers on entry? I can’t see them just laying around on the floor. Maybe he had his own concealed crowbar permit. Shit.
@Bob M. – that is a PRY bar and almost used exclusively for?
DEMOLITION aka ‘taking things apart’. Butt, I know what ya meant…
I own several versions, a mini one and a BIG one. And a cats paw too.
@MJA- excellent original graphic and analogy. While They are the demo pry bar, I would argue that We are the finish ‘nail set’:
https://www.thespruce.com/nail-set-definition-1822713
One is never used in the presence of the other.
The Chinese guy saves the day. Sure, CCPCNN. I guess you just can’t say no to them, even for the most ridiculous shit.
I have to admit that seeing photos of Congress critters huddled in fear was oddly satisfying. We don’t get enough of that kind of stuff…
What kt said.
You can add Anderson Cooper to the list of liars. He reported Alex Azar resigned and took a swipe at Trump while doing so.. Complete BS he’s still working!
Democrat Heroic position:
Ass high, face in Pillow.
The little brainless peter-puffer couldn’t pick up a picture of a crow-bar let alone an actual one.
Brad, my first thought was where would a crowbar be kept on the Senate floor and why?
Iff CNN doesn’t like the moniker fake news maybe all their light in the loafers anchors would prefer fantasy news.