Why is Kammy always shadowing Joe?

26 Comments on Why is Kammy always shadowing Joe?

1. She is in charge of retrieving his battery pack and ear bud in case of “total system failure”.

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2. She is just waiting for the most opportune time to stick in the long knives!

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3. She’s his apprentice and studying how to do his job.

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4. Joe….Joe….Wake up Joe!

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5. She has the Do Not Resuscitate paperwork ready and notarized.

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6. She’s letting the proles know who the real Puppet is and who the Vice Puppet is.

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7. …the devil usually keeps a witch close by his “problem” cases when the end is near, just to make sure he doesn’t try to get out of that whole “soul exchange” deal he made. Kammys just there to make sure his soul gets routed properly, since the guys such a fraud he’d try to cheat the devil himself, but the devil knows his own…

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8. Nurse Kammy.

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9. She’s ready to suck someone’s dick on short notice. That’s been her life training. She’s just waiting for the fingers to snap.

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10. Lookin for a flight of stairs…

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11. VP slut must be thinking 🤔 it’s all a matter of time Joe before this office is all mine. 🤨

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12. She’s just waiting with a little VX Agent in her purse.

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13. I hear her husband had to go before a congressional committee and the first question was “Have you no shame?”
    Big Willie gets the last laugh.

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14. she’s gonna do a scalia on him, once she gets one of them hogg pillows

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15. She’s like a vulture just waiting for the old bird to fall off his perch!

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16. She’s still mentally measuring the drapes for the Oval office …. She’s not too bright, takes her a while.

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17. I hear that she’s following Greezy Joe around with an inflated paper lunch sack, waiting to pop it when nobody is looking

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18. Bammy needed to keep her busy for now and she isn’t competent to do much else but to keep him from wandering off.

19. She’s there to answer the difficult question.
    Boxers or briefs?
    Well, DEPENDS

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20. She’s there to enforce his DNR when he keels over

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21. Kamala Harris shadows Joe Biden almost with the same intensity my Petey B shadows my unbleached elastic starfish!

22. The question answers it’s self.

23. BABY SITTER. It’s a common practice for dementia patients to have a “companion” to be there so they don’t wander off or hurt themselves.

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24. She’s in charge of his medication…

25. din’t you worry your little mind about JOJO, Kammy has his back and your back, and the whole country’s back lrnan n to kode.

26. She carries the syringe full of cyanide.