OMG! Amazon’s new ‘second HQ’ tower across the river from DC looks just like the poop emoji – IOTW Report

OMG! Amazon’s new ‘second HQ’ tower across the river from DC looks just like the poop emoji

American Thinker:

By Thomas Lifson

When Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez drove Amazon’s “second headquarters” out of New York City, the winner of the much publicized competition to host a multi-billion-dollar office project with many thousands of high-paying jobs was Arlington, Virginia, right across the river from Washington, D.C., where Amazon’s founder owns the local fishwrap, the Washington Post.

In return, Amazon planned to build a showy complex of buildings on a riverside plot of land that should be visible from many of the hottest tourist sites in the nation’s capital.

As usually is the case with expensive and showy real estate projects, glossy renderings of what the 2.8 million square feet of office towers (about the size of the Empire State Building) would look like were produced.  There would be open green space: more

28 Comments on OMG! Amazon’s new ‘second HQ’ tower across the river from DC looks just like the poop emoji

  1. The author makes a good point. The CGI looks cool…but will it look like that in real life? Probably gonna be covered in bird crap and raccoon droppings.

    Will homeless people take over the spiral strip surrounding the offices?

    I’d camp there. Just for the hell of it. I’d bring a barbecue.

    Will people throw frisbees off it or just themselves?

    Lot of questions about the practicality of the poop screw in real life America.

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  2. After a cuddly evening of eating homemade fondue in front of the fire with my Petey B, that Amazon Tower looks exactly like what comes out the next morning right out of my unbleached elastic starfish!

  3. Lots of folks seem to enjoy piling hate on Amazon. Why not cancel the Amazon account (and other accounts, too) and simply live life like it was in the before times? I did it. And guess what! My cow herd still eats 2 bales of grass hay per day. I still limit out on trout when I go fishing. Life goes on.

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  4. Like 10 year dude said,don’t live
    your life in the mindless vacuum of
    the blue screen,boob tube and idiot phone.
    Don’t be gorilla glue lady.Do something
    with your hands.Feed a cow,catch a big powerful
    fish,fix your car,repair an old tube radio,saw
    a board,sew up a shirt for a child,hang out with
    your buds and drink cold IPA and tell BS stories
    and enjoy their crazy ass dogs.

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  5. If it’s papertecture it’s nothing but a house of cards bound to fail and collapse in monumental fashion. It’s like building on sand rather than on solid rock, but what else is new for the cemocraps this is just another attempt to build on false promises and never ending utopian pipe dreams/schemes that always fail due to unintended consequences.

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