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The beatings will continue until everyone stops complaining!
Jethro Tull were hardest hit…
Guess that’s the way it works when you’re subjects and not free men!
Uhhh … oh shit …
izlamo delenda est …
Well that’s bloody nice of them. 🤔
Lucky Canada, Australia, Zealand are all “Domnions” Eh!
There is that word again ^^^^^
LocoBlancoSaltine
FEBRUARY 15, 2021 AT 3:49 PM
“Jethro Tull were hardest hit…”
…unfortunately, Aqualung now sits in the White House and eyes little girls with bad intent quite openly now while snot drips out of his nose, no park bench or England needed, but sure, Jill can fight Kamala for the cross Eyed Mary role…
Q: Are you allowed as a resident of San Francisco or California to sit on a park bench or are they reserved for Shitting Only?
asking for a Brit friend
Theyre not too far away from sitting on a park bench as food for the Morlocks…
@SNS
Aqualung was not as creepy nor as senile, homeless and drunk. What is Joe’s excuse?
Kcir
FEBRUARY 15, 2021 AT 4:18 PM
“Aqualung was not as creepy nor as senile, homeless and drunk. What is Joe’s excuse?”
…paresis Definition 2, probably…
pa·re·sis
/pəˈrēsis/
1) a condition of muscular weakness caused by nerve damage or disease; partial paralysis.
“examination indicates paresis of the upper left limb”
2) inflammation of the brain in the later stages of syphilis, causing progressive dementia and paralysis.
That’s all Brit’s are good for now. Have a lovely day.
Meanwhile in Norway….
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0970/3472/files/bench_-_Copy_1024x1024.jpg?v=1513436472
Back in the Spring of 2020 my wife and I were strolling on the nearly abandoned campus of our local Big Name University. We found a shady bench at least 200 feet from some people playing frisbee. Within a few minutes campus police arrived on a golf cart to ask us to move on. We were not allowed to sit. After leaving us, the cop wheeled over to the frisbee throwers and told them the Grove was closed to picnics and play.
Norway also recognizes the need for urban dwellers to have park benches as a place to hang out with friends.
Got ya’ covered.
https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2016/09/20/a-one-person-bench-in-norway-1474380823.jpg
Miss Kitty, of course you know that saying bloody in England is the equivalent of dropping an F bomb here. I learned that from a friend of my late wife who was from England when she was over here in the U.S. visiting for a while.
“Brits May Be Allowed to Sit on a Bench With Another Person”
But they’ll tax your seat.
Geoff
Well all the more fitting. 😁
…maybe they’ll let you sit under the spreading chestnut tree…
“Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree
Origin
This phrase appears in Part-I, Chapter-VII of George Orwell’s novel 1984. In fact, Orwell has taken this passage from Glen Miller’s nursery rhyme “The Chestnut Tree.” He uses this song as, “Under the spreading chestnut tree/I sold you and you sold me…” (Part-I, Chapter-VII). Orwell refers to a place, the Chestnut Tree Café, where rebels or lovers meet. Ironically, the Party does not permit its members to have feelings like love for one another, wanting them to only love Big Brother.
Meaning
It ironically implies that the bad times have gone. The phrase refers to the way the Party succeeds in dividing and breaking up a couple, Winston and Julia, while both sell their love to work for the Party. Thus, the good time has come, because now Julia and Winston love only the Party and Big Brother.”
https://literarydevices.net/under-the-spreading-chestnut-tree/
Gosh!… That’s mighty white of them.
No bench for you!