Whatever happened after all the media hype about gun-control activist David Hogg starting a pillow company? We haven’t heard a peep in more than a month, since several outlets sounded the trumpets of hope….and ka-ching.
Meryl Kornfield of the Washington Post went into a state of high gush on February 10 as she excitedly announced that “Parkland survivor David Hogg launches his own company in a ‘pillow fight’ against Mike Lindell.” There is a GoodPillow handle on Twitter but it has been as silent as Hogg himself since the day you gushed over both.
Surprised with all the democrat voters out there that the market for pillows with mouth guards installed didn’t have a better market.
Asshole doesn’t realize his 15 minutes were spent many moons ago.
I hear they dont taste too good.
😉
A nuther “Air America” failed experiment!
Gee Wally – I didn’t know there wuz a market for Virtue Signaling pillows…
He should have got a professional High Profile spokesperson like Turdeau.
…factories are HARD.
…good thing he’s not Black, or they’d be declared rayyciss…
…although as I understand it, they DID do a limited run of “Scalia” brand pillows. They made one each called “The Thomas” and “The Alito”, and they’re set for distribution by the FBI next month in advance of new gun control and voting legislation, so we’ll see where it goes from there…
tsk tsk every pillow-biter imagines himself a pillow magnate these days…
I hope he spent all of his cash that he received for being a whiner launching his pillow company. Are they made in China? I’m going to purchase a couple of My Pillow’s from the real deal. I’ve got those Biden Bucks that’s burning a hole in my pocket.
hanoverfist
MARCH 15, 2021 AT 9:45 AM
“I hear they dont taste too good.”
…I think his business model was to make the kind HE would like to have, full-sized body pillows with tiny little “pockets” in them so he could use them for masturbatory purposes seeing as how no female and very few males would want him touching them, and there IS a soiboi manbun market for that, but the design flaw was that he had HIS face printed on all of them and don’t NO ONE want any of THAT…
Not available in white.
Apparently, there’s not much of a market for deluxe hump-pillows because when you’re 13 years old and feeling those urges, anything soft will suffice
At least that’s what a couple of my childhood friends told me
Little does he know (need I say more?) that he is just giving Mike Lindell more business by promoting his “alternative” (lifestyle) pillow!!
Hey David, you should go back to being the lovable kid who exploited the death of 17 of his high school classmates in order to pose as the leader of a Children’s Crusade to liberate America from the 2nd Amendment
Cause you’re just embarassing yourself now
Should’ve started an ammo company.
Answerman Cooper
MARCH 15, 2021 AT 11:10 AM
“Should’ve started an ammo company.”
…I know there’s a lot of demand now, but is there a use for limp, very small caliber rounds that always go off prematurely and then blame the shooter for everything?
What a magnificent display of his management skills, or the lack there of.
I hear there’s job openings at the Lincoln Project…
Here’s an idea: Contract with MyPillow to produce GoodPillows and ship them to your customers….should there be any.
I expect Kohl’s, Bed Bath and Beyond, Kroger and others to preorder thousands of GoodPillows to help David’s company find an existing manufacturer and fill their orders.
Marian – I hoid there were gaping job openings at the Lincoln Project…
Not only that, but I hear tell the Hogglett is going to start an alternative to Oral Roberts University and call it Anal Robby!
Did he market them as, “good for BITING?” 😲
That’s too bad.
I was sooooo hoping to buy some and then immediately take advantage of the no question money back guarantee…
Maybe he can get some made that match his footie pajamas.
He didn’t build that.
Including a booger in every pillow is a poor incentive to buy.
Weren’t his 15 minutes already up in 2018?
People need to stop feeding this jackass. He lives on attention.
Also he said he is taking a break to take care of his own “well being”, so the media, conservative outlets in specific need to ignore the clown.
He didn’t realize that to be a manufacturer he actually had to manufacture something.
isn’t Hoggie failing all his bullshit sociology classes at that Ivy League diploma mill that accepted him?
interesting tidbit – Hoggie’s daddy is/ was a FBI agent. Yet another reason to not trust the little bastard
@WilliamNuh
watchoo talkin’ ’bout?
TimBuktu: https://youtu.be/4Zp8jHvsepk. ?
I guess “put your head on a Hogg” jingle didn’t go over well.
Couldn’t sell them because he bit them all