The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service:
Much was made over the cheat sheets Joe Biden used to keep track of the various reporters during his first solo press conference yesterday. But the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service can confirm that the use of cheat sheets are common practice for Joe Biden.
In fact, a source close to the Biden family confirms that Joe is issued cheat sheets for everything – from keeping track of family to knowing how to dress.
MAJOR
He is a dog.
Don’t pull his tail.
Remember, he bites.
Boink the end without teeth.
Without someone else’s brain, he’s a real nowhere man!
He’s a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Doesn’t have a point of view
Knows not where he’s going to
but he ain’t a bit like you and me!
C’mon man!
Biden cheat sheet:
“Kamala is pronounced ‘whore’ [hôr]”
White House chefs cheat sheet:
“All biden entrees must contain stool softeners”
Cheaters never win, they may think they do but in the end they always lose. Unfortunately they tend to take down everyone else who believes their cheating and their lies. The biggest item on his cheat sheet list should be to remember to breathe.
Dementia Joe is leading the Dementiacrats without knowing where they are taking him. He’s not just demented, he’s delusional if he thinks that the majority of Americans want to welcome millions of illiterate, illegal aliens into this country. There is no way his cheat sheets will get him past this point once this invasion becomes a burden beyond the border. Kalamity won’t be able to disguise what’s going on for long. This Full Catastrophe on the Border cannot be concealed for much longer.
Nothing wrong with checklists – I usually have one to do the grocery shopping – if I remember to take it with me.
Joey’s “press conferences” aren’t. They’re staged affairs with sycophantic journ-o-lists who have pre-screened questions. Their intention is NOT illumination – but obfuscation. His “cheat sheets” had to have the journ-o-lists photo attached because Joey is incapable of remembering their names.
The longer this charade is allowed to continue, the more difficult will be its extirpation.
izlamo delenda est …
Uncle Al ʘ
MARCH 27, 2021 AT 1:19 AM
“MAJOR
He is a dog.
Don’t pull his tail.
Remember, he bites.
Boink the end without teeth.”
…here’s a video of younger Joe’s dog skillz…
https://youtu.be/L_3UnARrfWU
Loco – Fun Facts To Know & Tell –
Kamala Harris spelled backwards is “Blow Job”
Cheat Sheet??? Jackass Joe reads at a 5th grade level using a picture book with a kid’s style menu for reporters and their scripted, choreographed questions in the Shit Show of Shit Shows!
Get dressed, yellow goes in front and brown goes in back.
He must have some really stained skivvies in that case. I wonder if he uses them for a tax write off like Slick Willie did when he donated them to Goodwill.
Wildly “Accurate” Dianny News Service, there fixed that !
I saw of photo of a cheat sheet with “Sh*t” crossed out and “Shinola” check marked that Biden kept referring too during his press conference. Only his finger kept pointing to the “Sh*t” column every time he got a new question.
Hey Joe
Where you going with that binder in your hand
I said, hey Joe
Where you going with those bindets in your hand
Im going downstairs to fake a news conference
You know I heard them say I’m a demented old man
Im going downstairs to fake a press conference
You know I caught them saying Im a demented old man
And that aint cool!!
Joe Has to use a cheat sheet to give his two brain cells a rest.