“Time to say goodbye to everyone. I’ll miss my friends and family,” read on response to the cryptic STRATCOM post.
Bizarre tweet From U.S. Strategic Command spawns panic about nuclear codes
25 Comments on Bizarre tweet From U.S. Strategic Command spawns panic about nuclear codes
Comments are closed.
Is it possible to butt tweet like a butt dial?
‘”While some are hypothesizing that this is some password, the character grouping is such that it was likely a cat walking across a keyboard,” the person wrote.’
…Gotta be careful with that cat/keyboard thing…
https://youtu.be/mGzWE64oeh0
First thing. Why in the fuck does the Strategic Command have a twitter account in the first place? Morons
U.S. Strategic Command should NOT be on Twitter. Social network inappropriate.
Stupid
Someone needs to check U.S. Strategic Command’s precious bodily fluids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAHJCPoWCC8
It’s all about P O E according to General Jack D Ripper in Dr. Srangelove.
Me Early Warning on Twitter- incoming
Gee, I miss the Strategic Air Command so much. We didn’t play games back then.
Damn straight, Hambone. I worked in the Air Room in the SAC underground for almost four years. Of course, back then there were no cell phones and no social media.
Those Amish hackers are at it again, I see.
I used to have FB page called, “U.S. Bureau of Amplified Hate”.
It lasted about two days. And I never posted anything to the page — I only used it to respond to posts.
HAA! Assholes.
My avatar was a pink pussy hat with USBoAH emblazoned.
That’s a Biden word.
I spent 4 years in SAC (2nd AF) at Barksdale . With all the things going on in today military I wonder if they still take security seriously or what todays ORI’s are like.
It was an affirmative action hire at the keyboard.
Covfefe
Biden speak. Makes as much sense as he does.
Play it on a harpsichord and it is chameleon Harris’ braying fake laugh.
@ Joe Texan
I hear you! I worked on the bottom level of the underground command post beneath Building 500 in Vault BB-2 with the 544th IES. I was a TALENT/KEYHOLE PI.
@Just Axing:
The expression “butt tweet” is already in stinkin’ use! (-;
Alas, Babylon.
The bombing will start in five minutes.
@dumfounded: Better yet, why would Strategic Command have a cat in their control room that could possibly walk across a keyboard?
“WHO THE HELL LAUNCHED THAT NUCLEAR MISSILE?!!”
“Meow.”
😉
Was it an evil white cat like Blofeld’s cat?
Just one of those new fangled sexual acronyms!
…you don’t need to worry unless Dan Rather finally admits to being Kenneth and gives out the frequency information…
https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/oan/images/uploads/what-s-the-frequency.jpg
@Hambone, I was in the bottom level, too. Our office was Force Timing and Document Production (XOXP/JPPP). We did the deconfliction and ran the programs that made the targeting tapes (for ICBMs) and documents (for SLBMs) and whatever it was the bomber and ALCM guys did.