CWB: A woman who said she was passing through Chicago on a road trip from Kansas to Memphis — possibly the worst Google Maps results ever — is facing multiple felony counts after she was allegedly found carrying a gun while opening packages and trying on stolen items in the back of a delivery truck downtown. Later, prosecutors say, the woman threatened to throw feces-covered toilet paper on cops unless they set her free. Her efforts failed.
“I didn’t do anything wrong, your honor,” Hannah Belshe told Judge Charles Beach after he ordered her to stay in Illinois if she can post a $1,500 bail deposit.
I can’t do that, sir,” the 35-year-old replied. “My father’s on hospice.”
“Ma’am, I understand that,” Beach said. “But that begs a question: Why were you in Chicago and not in Kansas?” more
Tossing s_it balls?
Should have taken that left turn in Albuquerque.
..STILL makes more sense than my Delta routing the last time I went to New Orleans…
she seems nice
On the bright side if she escapes there’ll be an unmistakable scent trail!
“Why were you in Chicago and not in Kansas?”
Because they have better drugs in Chicago, DUH…
35?
Thirty-freakin-Five?
Dayum!
“Rode hard and put up wet.”
izlamo delenda est …
Another Katrina refugee?
“My father’s on hospice.”
And relieved that you hit the road.
She’s not in Kansas anymore!
C’mon, man!
She should have identified herself as being black – she would have gotten off.
And guys…she’s single!!!
She should have gone to Portland. They would have given her a medal.
Folks who write on sh!thouse walls,
Roll their sh!t in little balls.
Folks who read these words of wit,
Eat these little balls of sh!t.
Well bless her heart! Isn’t she precious!
Whew – she isn’t black!
Thanks Tommy, I just spit beer all over my keyboard. To damn funny.
Anonymous is spot on… and I’m calling bullshit about daddy being on hospice. Pillheads like her have to be physically removed from the home of someone who is on hospice. She’s the one with nose pressed up against the glass awaiting hospice staff arrival thinking we’re bringing all the goodies