Go about your business, America. Everything is fine at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington.
In fact, it’s more than fine. It’s better than great. The president of the United States isn’t a feeble man who struggles with words, thoughts and stairs. He’s a man of vigor, and there’s nothing at all to fret about.
President Joe Biden is so vigorous that not even people who are a fraction of his age can keep up with him — or so says White House press secretary Jen Psaki.
Psaki was asked an odd question on Monday during her daily media briefing about Biden’s exercise regime. As if there are not other more pressing things going on for the biased establishment media to inquire about, one reporter sought a follow-up regarding the whereabouts of the president’s Peloton exercise bike. MORE
More gaslighting.
It’s obvious as hell they have 46* on Adderall. Just watch him in vids in the morning compared to the sluggish confusion later in the day.
If that stupid bitch told me water was wet, I’d get it TESTED. 🙄
Maybe Harry Reid can lend SloJo his exercise machine.
I’m so fit that my Petey B has a HARD time keeping up with my unbleached elastic starfish!
Not unless I slip you more than a mickey Chasty.
It’s all an act. Joe Biden is pretending to have an IQ below 90 points.
You know, if the White House would restrict their lies to the neighborhood of the plausible, they might actually fool people who aren’t White House reporters.
If by “hard to keep up with”, you mean trying to understand what the hell that idiot is saying, then ya, he’s mighty hard to keep up with.
REMEMBER HOW ANGRY AND DERANGED THE LEFT WAS DURING TRUMP’S FIRST 4????
NOTICE THEY’RE STILL ANGRY????
IT’S BECAUSE THEY GOT THIS USELESS IDIOT OUT OF THE DEAL!!
I DON’T THINK THEY CAN SURVIVE MUCH LONGER….HERE’S TO HOPING
Jack Palance could beat him in a push-up contest.
Jack Palance passed away a while ago, but he could still beat Sleepy Joe.
“It’s obvious as hell they have 46* on Adderall”
I think they have a remote control pump strapped to his ass. That guy will just fade away mid sentence and then snap back to his version of reality a few seconds later. Putin’s gonna laugh his ass off.
For the sake of argument, let’s say he can run a marathon in world record time.
So?
Hmmm. I wonder if the world leaders watching this *never president* have started running and doing crunches in order to prepare for this manly man?
This whole meme is stupid on stilts with a rubber chicken stapled to its forehead.
@D
I still believe that the most difficult job in the Biden admin, is being his sign language interpreter.
Is the White House still providing lists of approved questions to the press corps? Apparently they are running out of ideas.
A better question for the press to ask, as long as they are focusing on physical fittness: “Hey Jen: is Joe still swimming nude in front of female secret service officers, like he did as vice-president? Follow-up question: has he ever swam nude in front of you?”
That’s whutcha call Gaslighting with a Blow Torch!!
It’s just irrefutable how they are willing to lie, cheat, threaten, persecute, pursue or otherwise FAKE their real desire to hide the facts.
I’m sorry.
I’ve ignored these retards long enough without comment.
Yeah, starfishes, bleached or otherwise, I don’t care about your poop chutes. Certainly they are the center of your universe.
Kindly leave. We simply don’t care about your proclivities.
So if joey is so physically fit why does he keep tripping climbing up stairs. President Ford my have just been a place holder as President and a little clumsy but joey’s got him beat by a mile in the ineptness both physically and mentally category. Face it, America has a full blown retard as Presidunce. I wonder who his ventriloquist/muse is? He’s in Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd territory as an idiots dummy.
Sometimes people with Dementia can get very agitated and “strong” when the become enraged. Howard Stern (asshole that he is ) used to use the word Retard Strength.
A good friend’s father with dementia takes off for HOURS a couple times a year. Sometimes it takes a couple days to get him back.
But I do not believe it with XiDen at all.
The term “Sleepy Joe” Implies that he actually wakes up for more than 6 hours between Changings, Naps, & Wheel of Fortune.
He’s “hard to keep up with”.
So are most FedEx deliveries.
Psaki is a bit out of shape.
I’ve ignored these retards long enough without comment.
Yeah, starfishes, bleached or otherwise, I don’t care about your poop chutes. Certainly they are the center of your universe.
Kindly leave. We simply don’t care about your proclivities.
Ditto. To quote dipshit joe “you’re a one horse pony”
It MIGHT have been funny once, MIGHT have been, but damn dude, grow up and give it a rest…
What are you? Fourteen?
He’s as hard to keep up with as the United States Postal Service which delivered to my home a campaign flyer for the May 8 Republican Party primary just yesterday.
I guess he was the missing rider that delayed the pony express.
Anyone remember the RBG workout?
https://rbgworkout.com/
Yeah, there’s absolutely no way I could keep up with Joe poopin’ his pants, snackin’ on pudding, taking naps and calling Lids to smoke Crack with Hunter.
@Left Coast Dan.
Don’t even ask me about my personal and accident encounter with Jack Palance in my youth and mistaken identity.
Nifter
Not gonna happen. Like I say,that idiot farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles. Some how r other I think he, and he alone, laughs endlessly at his posts. I’ve come to the conclusion the guys in the closet.
How do you keep up with something that slithers?
Immortal Fish FTW
OK. @Left Coast Dan has left the thread but @PHenry is in a story telling mood. So here goes. And the stupid in this story is epic.
Back in the early 1980s I took a job that was to place me in Naples, Italy as the vendor representative for music and video in the Navy Exchanges in the Mediterranean.
But the company felt they needed to diversify their product line to include stuff like underwear, so I flew from DC to NYC to meet with the underwear salesman for an hour before jetting to Naples.
I basically ignored the diversification of product line, so a couple of years later I got a message that the underwear guy was flying to Naples airport and I was to pick him up.
Having met him for only an hour two years previously I didn’t remember what he looked like.
So I stood in the airport.
Then, all of a sudden I saw a familiar face and I strode towards him briskly. Until I got about 5 feet away and realized it was an actor. Jack Pallance. I was about to ask him if he was the underwear guy.
Dodged a bullet there. He probably would have pancaked me on the spot.
He walks like Herman Munster. But not as quick.
I’m sure the left would love to replace the Chuck Norris meme’s with sleepy Joe, but it just ain’t gonna happen.
good thought @tctsunami …
“Joe Biden is so hard to keep up with … ”
… garden slugs pass him by
… 17-year cicadas molt quicker
… Gerald Ford passed him on the steps of Air Farce One
… toddlers recite the alphabet better
… just ask his teleprompter operator!
Yeah, when he’s sprinting to the White House toilet, nobody can overtake him.