6abc: No shirts, pants or undies needed for Philly Naked Bike Ride, just a mask
PHILADELPHIA — Philadelphia bike riders won’t need their shirts, pants, skirts or even underwear – just a mask.
Organizers of the annual Philly Naked Bike Ride say this year’s event will take place Aug. 28 and will require masks, based on the city’s earlier coronavirus restrictions.
The city lifted most of its COVID-19 rules this week, citing an increase in vaccinations and a decrease in cases. more
Have you ever seen any of the participants? If you answer “No”, you’re the lucky one.
Doltin’ Joe will want to sniff those bicycle seats after the race.
THIS REMINDS ME..SOME DUDE ON THAT IDIOTIC “NAKED AND AFRAID” SHOW FELL OUT OF A TREE OR SOMETHING AND ALMOST CUT HUS NUTS OFF..NOT SURE IF HE WAS WEARING A MASK
Schedule it for December 24.
The term “butt ugly” was coined in Philly…..
Freddy Mercury approved.
https://youtu.be/xt0V0_1MS0Q
Oh Boy! It’s the Sit-N-Spin Rectum Rally!
No word on whether or not the bicycle seats are optional.
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https://youtu.be/qBk8MnT-Tvk
It would sure be sweet
To sniff the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.
Participants without masks will each be given a strip of gorilla tape to fashion their own.
^^^ Left over from the Million Man March no doubt…
A lot of those indeterminant genders, to be sure.
Anybody who’s ever lived there knows to go naked in late August is probably the best way to dress. From 7/4 to Labor Day, the weather is 90+ degrees with matching humidity. That said, the chafing on those seats must be Hell.
Even if you’re into that sort of thing.
NTTAWWT.
Three masks make a bikini!
I bet at least of the participants will get their tits caught in the chain.
The truth hurts doesn’t it, Hapsburg. Oh sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.
Frank Drubin
This thread is useless wihtout pics….
Does the Naked Bide Ride involve minor children?
Spelled sideways is “Pedaphillya”
This from the city that reported 110% of registered voters voted Demonrat.
And the Brown Pampers intimidated voters?
What else would you expect?
Sheesh.
izlamo delenda est …
B
JUNE 7, 2021 AT 6:30 PM
“This thread is useless wihtout pics….”
…well, I left everyone a taste at 5:44…
People need a reminder of why the world is going to shit, here is just another in a laundry list that would destroy your mouse wheel.
Biden will wear his!!!
As a cup… 🤪
Biden will put the jock strap on the his face, and the mask on is privates not even realizing no need for a jock strap.
It’s the people who want to ride around on bikes naked the most that you want to see naked the least.
TN Tuxedo: Yup. Looks like a sausage fest on wheels.
“Does the Naked Bide Ride involve minor children?”
lol! So funny, I must have been thinking about hunter biden when the words naked and mask came up.
ick.
If they are worried about the virus entering and exiting the mouth and nose, what about the other end?
I mean, dislodged and wildly-flying dingle berries, crabs, toiler paper fibers, the green apple quick-step droplets, as well as, possible spent COVID-19 virus, etc. in the wind might be an additional health hazard of concern!
Sounds like a mandatory two-fer, per bike rider, covering both the intake and exhaust, to me.
Have you seen some of these people?
If you have any brains you’ll be wearing that mask over your eyes!