FOX:
A Spanish man was sentenced Tuesday to 15 years in prison after killing and eating his 68-year-old mother in 2019.
Police had arrested Alberto Sanchez Gomez after they found body parts, some in plastic containers, in the fridge and in drawers around the family’s home, according to reports.
Maria Soledad Gomez’s head, hands and heart were allegedly found on her bed, while the rest of her body was cut into around 1,000 pieces, polid said. They went to the house after a friend reportedly called the police, concerned about Maria. MORE HERE
Is the length of incarceration for eating fathers the same? How about children? Do you spend less time in prison for dining on distant relatives? What about total strangers?
There ought to be some guidelines.
So how did they collect the evidence he ate her?
And more to the point, how do you present it to the jury?
Did he learn this from one of the several cooking shows on PBS that show latino cuisine?
Will he get prison chow or will he have to provide his own food?
Was she bitter?
“The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to eat your mother
She said, it’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to eat your mother
Fifty ways to eat your mother
You just slice up her back, Jack
Use a fresh pan, Stan
You don’t need to use soy, Roy
Just eat yourself free
Just slice up her bust, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just fry her ureteri, Lee
And eat yourself free”
He told the court he heard “hidden messages” on TV that told him to kill his mother. If he watched MSNBC, it is possible that he is telling the truth, They are always trying to get people to kill one another.
Eatin ain’t cheatin
As parents, be careful what you say to your children.
Remind me not to tell them, “eat me”.
Well I guess it’s not the time for jokes, crazy is all over the world.
50 ways to eat your mother….
15 years!! just for being hungry?
If a guard goes missing the prison would be wise to check the barbecue pit first!
Beto simply wanted some finger food and a mammy ham sammich.
Are you sure this isn’t a punctuation issue?
Let’s eat, Mom
Vs.
Let’s eat Mom.
Was it just the missing comma?
The jury instructions should have included “Feed him to the sharks” option for punishment.
Id you can’t eat your mother, who can you eat?
Eat me. Eat me raw. Raw raw raw, that’s the spirit! Sounds like a great opportunity to recycle all those old Jeffrey Dahmer jokes.
Hey, didja hear Alberto Sanchez Gomez got out on bail?
Yeah, it cost him an arm and a leg!
That’s a Monty Python sketch
And there’s always the story of the cannibal who passed his Buddy in the woods.
PHenry;
Ahhh, truly the first laugh today. Thanks !
I always heard the Spanish had a dish called Pie Ella, but I had no idea Ella was in the pie.
Maria & Sangria – es lo que hay para la cena
I fully admit that I laughed at all the jokes on this thread. I wonder what drove him to do such an horrific thing. Tired of hearing “mentally ill.” Far more than that, that was pure evil and satanic.
I heard she was very sweet.
God has a lot on his palate. Thank God for Jesus Christ.
I’ve lost my appetite.