Red State:
To those who’ve discovered an object in an orifice decades after it was lost, this story’s for you.
Mary McCarthy may have seemed like your average gal. But the 45-year-old New Zealander had at least one quirk: Frequently, she suffered from pain on the right side of her nose.
Over the years, she adjusted.
Life went on, until last October.
New Zealand.
izlamo delenda est …
Guess there’s a reason for all those ridiculous disclaimers on our packaging after all.
Today they pierce their nostrils with them. She was just ahead of her time.
Good thing she wasn’t playing Chess.
This story obviously has no meaning whatsoever to anyone born later than the 70’s. WTF is a Tiddly Wink? A faggot who diddles boys?
inspired by a Cheech and Chong skit
“op hees nose it goes’
^ Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYnz86FK8c&list=RD2AYnz86FK8c&start_radio=1
I hope it was a “wink” and not a “squidger”, because that would really hurt.
Did they find any gerbils?
Kamala also put things up her nose, but they were attached to a man’s crotch.
That’s nothing. Know what Weebles are? Well guess what!
I can’t help but also picture her as a paste eater
Then there wuz the story about her sister who wuz taken to the hospital with 12 plastic horses in her rectum. Her condition wuz listed as: “Stable”…
The curling iron had a tag which read “For external use only”.
Which one of you sick MF’s made THAT necessary?