Hasbrouck Heights Flasher Strikes Twice On Same Street, Police Make Arrest.
DailyVoice: A woman had told Hasbrouck Heights police how a man exposed himself to her and her two young children when another report came in from barely a block away.
Officers arrested borough resident Todd Wagner, 56, moments later, said Capt. Joseph Rinke, the officer in charge of the department.
The first victim reported an incident in the area of Boulevard and Franklin Avenue shortly before 10 p.m. Tuesday, Rinke said. A search of the area yielded negative results, he said. MORE
OK MJ, do you mean, This Guy’s Nuts , or, oh wow, those are some impressive nuts. LOL
Stand down. He identifies as a woman, so nothing to see here (so to speak).
Exactly Manbear, if this is fine at any spa in Cali…
In the old days of the 1700-1800’s these
creeps just disappear into the deep deep woods
and no one ever heard from them again…
TALK ABOUT A PUNCHABLE FACE!!
So he sets out to be observed and they send him for observation. That works.
Misplaced his dentures too.🥴
One day, a psychiatrist was bringing a new intern through the mental hospital to familiarize him with the patients. They were discussing how the patients were encouraged to think about what they’d like to do when they got out, and work on the skills they’d need to do it. They decided to tour at that point as the patients were scheduled to be practicing their desires.
When they got to the first room, there was a man sitting in a chair with other chairs lined up behind him, holding his arms straight out to the side and making whooshing noises. The doctor motioned the intern to speak to him, and she asked, “What are you doing there?”. The paitent replied, “I’m practicing to be an airline pilot when I get out of here”.
Smiling, the doctor said, “That’s good, you go right on practicing”, and they left.
They came to the next room and, when they went in, there was a woman who was also sitting in a chair, but she was holding her hands out in front of her and pushing imanginary pedals with her foot. The phychiatrist nudged his trainee forwards, and she again asked, “That looks like fun, what are you doing there?”. The woman replied in earnest, “I’m practicing to get a job as a bus driver when I get out of here”.
The doctor patted her on the back, and they moved on to the next room.
In the third room, there was a patient nude from the waist down, precariously balancing two cashews on his penis. THe intern shot a quizzical glance at the doctor, who shrugged and again motioned her forward to ask her question, “Uum, that’s…interesting…what’s that your doing there, and what’s it got to do with what you’re going to do when you leave here?”.
To which the patient replied, “I’m fucking nuts, I’m NEVER getting out of here!”.