As yet, no one has been able to chart his current location as he is well out of both cell range and GPS coverage.
h/t NAAC.
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Why? Do they need toilet paper?
I heard the little Umpa Lumpa checked himself into a fat farm, trying to drop some weight so that his waist measurement is lower than his inseam, only 10 inches to go.
Ha! Don’t be stupid…..Not even aliens would be that ignorant.
Even the Devil himself is in doubt of accepting that POS.
Quick, someone call Coast to Coast AM late at night to talk about aliens and conspiracy theories.
Mark Dice Hardest Hit… lol
/Salute
Lightning strikes, now no Brian, is this a new age of miracles?
Took fifteen of them to use the force to lift his fat ass into the ship.
That means they found no signs of intelligent life.
Pray for the Aliens.
Fake News.
Aliens tractor beams can’t move THAT much fat, and their sensors are disrupted by the squeal…
The Planet Of The Pigs will take him.
This will set Alien abduction and study of human biology back decades.
They will find his actual brain deep inside his anus as compared to every other human that they studied.
And the Tubby little BASATARDO will enjoy every minute of it!
Rumor has it, he asked for a second anal probing.
Cynic
JULY 16, 2021 AT 10:15 PM
“Rumor has it, he asked for a second anal probing.”
…there’s a reason they pick fat guys…
https://youtu.be/XZBp0aVQpFU
…See if Bryan gets pinkeye next…
https://youtu.be/bzbSF2Tvl3U
He volunteered for the probes.
ANAL probes.
LOTS… of anal probes. 😍😍😍
Lets hope they keep him.
Captain! It would appear as tho the Tungazian Transporter dude done fcuked up!
Is this a problem?
izlamo delenda est …
But Brian is an alien…
No, he’s just a fat little poser Alien wannabe.