Meanwhile in Las Vegas: Jabs for Joints

15 Comments on Meanwhile in Las Vegas: Jabs for Joints

1. and 10 months ago no democrat wanted a vax that Trump promoted. None. Zero. Nada. I can quote them if you want.

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2. Free train ride too?

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3. Not far in the horizon,
   for a jab, those willing get a jab at Kamalla, if you know what I mean

   On a similar note, if I get one punch to knock out Biden’s teefs, then I’d trade that for a jab. (But sugarwater like the politicians get, not that poison)

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4. Can they take a train ride on the mythical high speed overseas train that runs over the Pacific Ocean between between San Francisco and Hawaii? I don’t know which is worse smoking dope and getting high or playing Beat the Reaper with the COVID jab.

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5. Shouldn’t it be the other way around, more like a free coof shot with a joint? Cause you gotta be stupid first before getting jabbed.

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6. You probably have more informed consent and warnings given with the free joint than the jab.

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7. A – Wondering how many takers there are.

   B – Always amazing what little reward people will sell their soul for.

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8. That’s it. I’m getting the vaccine now. At least the immediate side effects won’t be as severe since I’ll be high as a kite.

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9. There are people that use marihuana and there are stupid stoners. I have no doubt there will be numerous stupid stoners in Las Vegas getting multiple jabs.

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10. @majorityofbob, well yea, genius Fauchi said it’s a good idea to mix the jabs, without any scientific proof. 2x moderna, 2x pfizer, 1x J&J. That’s, I feel like 5, maybe 7, no 9, wait, definitely 8 joints on the line you can get monthly, man.

11. Are they also gonna offer free tacos (Doritoes) from Taco Hell or Jack in the box when they get the munchies after getting the jab? And free watermelons, fried chicken, Colt 45 malt liquor and menthol cigs for their black victims of the jab.

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12. Next LA will be giving away dime bags of Heroin to get the jab.

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13. Meanwhile in California you get the vax and keep the needle as a souvenir.

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14. Throw in a bag of Doritos, and you might have a few more takers.

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15. I remember a guy in college who used to donate blood for $5 a pint, until he found out the reproductive clinic paid $25 for sperm donors. They had to keep reminding him he couldn’t come back every day.