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Well crap
Not returning would have been more historic.
We live in a world where the most successful capitalist is a socialist. It’s a damn shame he came back.
Return to sender!
I wish the outcome would have been better. For America.
Just declare that he is now a space alien and don’t let him back into the country!
Damn you Sir Isaac Newton!
It would have been more entertaining if they ran the vents out the …um…tip?… of the rocket during launch.
A Little Dick returns to earth in a Giant White Rassiss Dildo.
Curses.
My evil plan was foiled!
He’ll always be in space.
OMG! Bezos’ rocket ship looked like a penis – and actually Bezos looks like Dr. Evil. LOL
Billionaire space tourism, sticking their nose barely into the edge of space for a few moments, just isn’t all that interesting.
ABC news DAvid Muir said “are there any other missions planned”.
MISSION?!?!?!?! he actually called this a ‘mission’! My wife called it an expensive thrill ride. She’s right….again…..sigh…..
Hope they had insurance to cover people on earth.
Infowars had by far the best title to this story.
https://www.infowars.com/posts/bezos-flies-into-space-on-giant-dildo/
“One giant prick for mankind.”
Nice…head.
It’s still a dick upon re-entry…and landing…
Once a dick always a dick…head.
“Bezos, crew return safely from space….”
Well, that’s disappointing.
Not every prayer is answered.
David Muir: What an incredible, unbelievable, magnificent, amazing mission Mr. Bezos. It’s enough to make people completely forget about the capture of Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.
@jellybean – LOL
By the time of re-entry, the rocket is spent.
@Jellybean – “…Not every prayer is answered…”
Ah Contraire. All prayers are answered, in some cases the answer is no.
It’s a shame he didn’t die: he just gave the American communist party 100 million dollars:
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/bezos-gives-van-jones-100-million/
I’M NOT INTERESTED IN NARCISSITIC BILLIONAIRES GOING TO SPACE WHILE CHILDREN STARVE ACROSS THE GLOBE
BEZOS DOESN’T MATTER; CHILDREN DO!!!
That giant space dildo looks like the flying outer space penis in Flesh Gordon, the X rated parody of Flash Gordon from the 70’s.
Couldn’t get enough energy into the launch vehicle to do even one orbit.
Congratulations, you performed at least as well as a ballistic artillery shell.
Meanwhile, your fellow billionaire has a contract to deliver human cargo to a 250 mile orbit space station.
You win the special Olympics second place medal.
I admire Musk. There is no telling what that guy is going to accomplish.
geoff the aardvark JULY 20, 2021 AT 8:50 PM: Still got the super eight.
Call me when the dickhead lands on the moon, which will be never.
I like when rich people spend their money on such frivolities.
– It gives people jobs
It’s when they fund evil people and activities that I hate.
Space launches are like playing Russian Roulette — eventually your luck runs out. Take another swing at it, Jeff!
One really small step for Bezos, one giant turd for Amazon.
Trying to believe God has a plan for Bezos, too.
Really? Bezos returned from space?
Not judging from his eyes. One’s fishing and the other is cutting bait.
And what’s with the cowboy hat? Is that a Cuban thang?!