That Kim Jong-un bandage is a real mystery
[…] Reuters, because the news agency is apparently staffed with vile Commies, reported this with a straight face.
To be honest, Kim might have lost a little weight spending time on his Peloton specially made from the bones of his enemies and/or former kindergarten classmates, but he still looks like a cross between Mao and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
But more “worrisome,” if you’ll allow me to stretch that word beyond recognition, is the bandage currently gracing the back of Kim’s urn-like head. more
Dennis Rodman thrust to hard while face f-ck–g him and he bashed his head into the drywall.
Head was shaved all around that bandage- you can see the tanline of the previous larger bandage. What were they extracting? Or treating?
Keeping yet another shitty idea from getting out.
Reminds me of Marcellus Wallace. 😀 Not anywhere near as cool. (Pulp Fiction)
It’s a port for programming global dominance.
I’m not trained in the medical field but my sixth sense tells me its covering a wound of some sort. Hope this is found to be of some help.
In other news, Kim Jong-un’s barber missing and presumed dead. Police do not suspect foul play.
That’s his covid passport…
Nah. Fat Boy’s barber let his clipper get dull and they dug a divot. Said barber was likely turned into dog food along with his wife and kids.
He had a procedure by Dr. Pimple Popper.
Either the bullet went in and bounced around in the empty space or its a screwed up lobotomy by a medical trainee coming to Washington for work.
Brain surgery like pResident Joe.
It covers the jack port they installed to make it easier to transfer his personality into the next clone.
No big deal. Guys (especially fat ones) get neck pimples/infected pores/cysts all the time. Pop ’em (or cut ’em out), apply antiseptic, slap a band-aid on, and you’re good to go for the next round of threatening nuclear war on the Imperialists.
If he didn’t have such a lousy short haircut he might have been able to comb his hair over that zit.
Johnny Mnemonic port.
Connection to the Matrix.
Itz an RS232 connector… not exactly the fastest bunny in the forest.
Yep, I carried a cyst around on the back of my neck for a few years and recently it blew up to a golf ball and got infected. Had to wear a bandage on it for a couple weeks until the stitches came out, just a few days ago. It’s nice to not have a bandage, it was annoying as hell. I’m not fat, don’t know how much that plays into it.
He tried to let some of the air out of his head – but not too much.
izlamo delenda est …
Shades of Pulp Fiction:
https://www.quora.com/Why-did-Marsellus-Wallace-have-a-Band-Aid-on-the-back-of-his-neck-in-Pulp-Fiction?share=1
Perhaps as a gesture of goodwill, the fat kid donated part of his brain to Biden to keep him going for a little longer.
That tight collar is making his head swell up.
http://images.app.goo.gl/WSzaGSpm2qTYmw18A
As things ‘skip a generation’https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/kim-il-sung-tumor-1984/
Could you imagine being the lucky guy that gets to scrape whiskers under Kimmie’s fat chins with a straight razor?
Bet he doesn’t get a lot of volunteers; they’re all draftees.
The gluttonous slob got hit over the head with his own stick-pony.
Sebaceous cyst, nothing to see here.