Drunk Colorado woman found lying in street bites officer
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She seems nice.
Lemme guess…. she voted for Jackass Joe.
But was she naked?
There’s nothing lIke a mean drunk. If I was that guy that would be my ex-girlfriend.
If I wuz the cop I’d a put her in the back of the K9 car and let the dog ride shotgun1
I can tell you from years as a responder that this is not unusual.
Keep your body parts away from humans.
They bite.
Also, they kick, punch, and scratch.
Don’t approach a conscious one regardless of LOC or try to rouse an UNconscious one unless you are ready to move and prepared to deal with this…
I thought this was a Hillary thread.
This’ll be AOC when she loses an election.
I’m pretty sure I’ve met her.
…on balance, I’d rather deal with a drunk, even an active onr like this, than a freshly Narced heroin user.
They can vomit just like a drunk, and they can get REAL pissy when they realize that YOU ended their high…
How culturally elitest. Maybe she identifies as roadkill.
It was that last shot – the crazy shot – of tequila that did her in.
Not getting all Debbie Downer here but I grew up with an alcoholic Mother and she never quit drinking…died age 83. If you think the most demure, mid-class suburban housewife isn’t capable of this level of crazy, I could tell you some stories that would change your mind. Alcoholism sucks.
We’ve all had at least one Crazy Bitch in our lives. Me, I’ve had several…
Pretty sure a bite from an alkie is like a zombie bite. You get bit and you turn. That’s how alcoholism spreads. IDK. I guess I could be wrong.
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Would have been better if they had just left her in the street until she became a road pizza.
East Hymen-er, Hyman Avenue? Hmmm.
Careful TommyBoy.
I hear she was pissed off because she was drinking Manhattans and lost her cherry.
My first wife was crazier than this and she didn’t even drink. Her mother was even crazier than her.