Walls102:
If you’re on a first date, it’s safe to say they probably don’t want to go on a high-speed chase from the police.
A 22-year-old man in Florida named Taylor Beverly somehow didn’t get that. He had his date hop on a motorcycle with him Saturday night . . . and at some point he ran a red light. more here
No second date, I assume?
Tagged out. Never even got to first base.
If he had taken the vaccine he wouldn’t have been able to do this.
Had he taken Ivermectin he could have outrun the cops. 100 mph? That’s pretty covid… pretty fucking sickly slow.
She drove on the next date. Florida wimmin, Florida men, seems like they all make the news.
well, can’t say that I can top that … but I have been on first dates where the cops chased me
… some successful, some not …. um, yes, chases & dates 😉
Erik, those sound like trolling lures for the Groucho Fish.
Of course, General Malaise. I’m frankly tired of the dude’s bullshit.
Not Immortal Fish, he’s a square cat.
Groucho used to be a square cat, but his lithium doses got fucked up.
I did a version of this that worked pretty good.
I had a full light bar complete with corner wigwags and a ridiculous sound package including both electronic and mechanical sirens on my personal vehicle when I was running fire, so I could get to the House quickly at a moment’s notice and, also, just because I could. I had this thing so tricked out and equipped my freinds called it “Rescue 1/2”. This was a sailboat of a Buick with a 350 engine, 4 bbl, and a curb weight of over 6000 lbs, so it was kind of intimidating in its own right and surprisingly zippy too, provided you didn’t want to corner too fast.
It wasn’t a first date but I had my gal out in it one day on the edge of the district when they dropped tones for a chimney fire. I looked at her and asked if she wanted to go Code 3 to the House with me and she did, so I lit ’em up and tore over to the station, with her eyes lighting up and her clutching my arm the whole way.
Of course I couldn’t immediately capitalize on this because having gone there I had to put on my turnouts and get on a firetruck, and she had about 2 hours to cool off because it turned out to be an actual, albeit contanable, fire and I had to have someone radio back to let her in the House at one point because I left her in the car, in the winter, without keys, but she was more than enthused when I returned victorious on the big red truck, smelling of leather and smoke, and it made for quite a pleasant evening later, and we DID end up getting married besides, so yeah, chicks CAN dig lights, sirens, and high-speed driving but it has to be the RIGHT circumstances to pay off later and THAT fellow was a bit more arrested than me at the end of HIS evening so it could not have ended as pleasantly for him, unless he considered prison rape as a bonus…
I ‘spose that’s one way to impress a chick.
Remember, fat chicks are lots of fun but they really can slow a guy’s bike down.
…this is a pretty good take on motorcycle dating…
“Now, girls who like motorcycles will do anything. I mean, anything you can think of. But its not the same…pants-less girls on motorcycles attract the highway patrol, so usually you don’t end up doing anything until you’re both off the bike, and by then you may be in the hospital. Like I was after this old lady pulled out in front of me in an Oldsmobile, and the girl I was with still wanted to do anything you can think of, but there and he was squirting antiseptic all over me and combing little bits of gravel out of my face with a wire brush, and I just couldn’t get into it.”
-P.J. O’Rourke, “Thrown Under The Omnibus”
…of course, MY experience with dealing with motorcycle accidents was that both got thrown and usually weren’t too lucid even on those occasions they were still alive, and the gals often underdressed so they’d suffer horrific foot and lower extremity issues and hip-to-ankle third degree road rash and so probably weren’t feeling too sexy, but I only got to see the BAD ones so maybe Peej’s scenario can play out if you just dump the bike at low speed in someone’s spongy front yard, but either way it doesn’t sound like a lot of post-date sex potential unless you can avoid both jail AND a wreck, and there’s simpler ways to get there so it doesn’t seem worth it…
“Taylor was charged with a felony for fleeing the cops. He was released after posting $10,000 bond. His previous rap sheet includes convictions for cocaine possession, grand theft, and passing a counterfeit check.”
Kind of guy you wanna take home and meet your Maw. First dates are always awkward.
Goldenfoxx
SEPTEMBER 4, 2021 AT 9:55 AM
“Taylor was charged with a felony for fleeing the cops. He was released after posting $10,000 bond.”
…at least he had $10k TO post and didn’t hit HER up for it, so there’s that…
“Groucho used to be a square cat, but his lithium doses got fucked up.”
You don’t know the half of it.
Very sad, really.
This was the funniest part, “The woman told cops she was “screaming at him to stop, but he refused.” ”
I’m sure he thought he heard, WOOO HOOOO! THIS IS FUUUUN!
YOU’RE SO HAWT!
lolol
MJA –
“…This was the funniest part, “The woman told cops she was “screaming at him to stop, but he refused.”…”
That’s her story and she’s sticking to it. If Florida Man has a half a brain (which he doesn’t), there will be no second date.
LOL stirrin the pot. True, she could very well have been Eve to his Adam. 😂