Universities Deputize Students As Mask Police To Snitch On Peers For Money.
Colleges have begun hiring student hall monitors to enforce mask and distancing restrictions, a move that has given students authority over their peers for their obedience to the state’s COVID diktats.
How much would you have to be paid to commit social suicide? What if a paycheck wasn’t the only perk, but it also entitled you to a sickening sense of self-righteousness and an air of superiority?
This appears to be the tradeoff many college students have made this semester as universities’ “Student Health Ambassadors,” paid adult hall monitors whose job is to patrol their campuses and enforce mask policies and distancing regulations. Several different institutions have opened this position, each one slightly different but all giving students authority over their peers in the name of public health.
One of the most egregious examples comes from the University of California at Los Angeles (UCLA), where student Covid commissars have been given the authority to “break up social gatherings” and to check students’ “clearance certificates.” Students who violate COVID policies can face suspension and expulsion. The enforcers, who are paid $15 an hour, even don vests and T-shirts emblazoned with the health ambassador logo. more here
Smile for the camera snitch.
Time for some swirlies.
In boot we would have had a blanket party.
I hope an underground group is formed to beat the ever loving shit out of any snitch ass bitches who rat out other students. You just know that half the shit being passed on will be a total fucking lie from some faggot or blacktivist asshole. And the rest is completely harmless to begin with.
Regime Tool 101.
More proof that our Universities and Colleges are over-priced and flush with money!!
Anyone taking them up on that offer must be hankering for a heaping helping of knuckle sammich
Sounds like a whole lotta youthful Mayor Pete’s. (AKA little cocksuckers)
So are colleges and universities becoming like Junior HS now? Nobody likes a snitch.
They took a lesson from the GESTAPO.
Devious minds think alike.
izlamo delenda est …
are the shirts and vests brown? are they given an armband to go along with this costume? Are they taught to strut properly?
What a waste of money those little assholes would do it for free!
Now drop and give me twenty.
“Student Health Ambassadors”
As stupid as that title is, there are people that will trade their soul for such a free ‘prize’.
Any doubt that white students will be treated differently from POC students?
The Stasi is born. Perhaps we need a remake of The Lives of Others taking place in America.
Lord of the flies, in a campus setting
Of course, there is equal pay for snatches snitching for cash. Females can snitch at least as well as males, probably better. You go, girls! Don’t forget to put it on your resume – if you graduate.
This sounds like a cash generator for creative and hysterical writers.
“Snitches get stitches and end up in ditches”
‘prostitutes’, complete with fungi overgrowths, infectious genital warts, hiv-aids, and std’s. That’s all anyone needs to know.