Daily Mail: He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions – but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush.
An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week.
‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,’ the source said. ‘Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.’
The President met the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Boris Johnson.
Just hours earlier, the 78-year-old – nicknamed ‘Sleepy Joe’ by Donald Trump – had appeared to doze off during the opening addresses, prompting more questions from his political rivals over his fitness for office. more
Camilla: “I say, was that gas?? ”
Jackass Joe: “mm… mostly”
From now one address the president * as
Your Flatulence. He won’t get it.
This kinda proves his poopccident back in Rome.
But it wasn’t a fart-fart. It was a shart-shart.
There’s enough turkey jowls there to feed most of Atlanta
OMG! He caused global warming!!!
He’s so full of shit that even the gas wants to escape!
Of course, Snopes will “de-bunk” this in 3…2…1
Doctor Jill will have to get out the presidential butt plug. Hmm – maybe the one with the remote vibrator?
Joe’s a couple of quarts low. But it will come out well in the end.
‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,’ the source said. ‘Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.”
Lolol
The dumbass was probably flirting.
Biden breaking wind was nothing more than his liberal intentions being brought forth for all the world to see/hear/smell.
My kind of guy
Brandon lets go. Another file for the Poop Dossier.
Did Jill die or something? How’s that plot tonoust Kamala going?
‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore’
And as a putrid, brown fog rose up from down under the dying beast, the people staggered and gasped to get clear of it.
Well, she DID pull his finger…
Nothing like busting a long slow fragrant shart while bustin’ a move on a Duchess. Was probably the same thing happened at the G20 summit and they all voted to move him downwind to the far side of the photo op.
WTF?????????? I mean I dont like the guy and I sure as hell didnt vote for the jag off but damn isnt this elder abuse?? let him out to pasture but dont abuse him like this and embarrass the American people in such a fashion.
He was filling his diaper.
🍑💨💩
Wasn’t Camilla ever taught that you don’t refer to such embarrassing things? Being polite means ignoring that. No, seriously, she’s married to an almost head of state–why is she nattering on about a fart? It ain’t proper protocol.
@Wild Bill. Are you suggesting that Biden be loaded with a live round?
Now Known as the Duchess of CORNHOLIO!
If his wife, children or brother had an ounce of respect they would not allow this shit show to go on any longer. He’s always been a sorry piece of shit, but now he’s old, he can’t control his bodily functions, his mind is gone, and yet they keep sending him out like a freak on display.
Pretty damn obvious his family has never liked him anymore than the American people.
And the prince said, “Sir, did you just fart before my wife?”
Biden replied, “Sorry. I didn’t know it was her turn.”
Ancient National Lampoon reference there.
President Gas https://youtu.be/5KTl9HqRj7g
@Old Racist White Woman
With love & respect:
“an ounce of self respect” from a Biden?
In Cornholio’s own words, “Come on man”
Your Name Hare
Hey, why don’t you comment more here? I’ve always liked you input.
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY doubt that was the most disgusting thing that Cammy has ever been exposed to.
She doesn’t fart. She poots.
@Anon Trooper ~ was told a long, long time ago … women don’t fart, they flutter
keeping the peace … life lessons learned
The rain is Tess, the fire’s Joe And they call the wind Joe Biden
Biden blows the stars around And sends the clouds a-flyin
Biden makes the mountains sound Like folks were up there dyin’
There is also a rumor that Camilla took her cigarette lighter out of her purse, moved closer to Biden, and asked him to bend over and do it again.
Women don’t ‘poot’ or ‘flutter.’ They have the ‘vapors.’ But maybe we should ask them at this late hour-1 (in several minutes!).
So, Camilla was agassed by the action of Joe Biden.
You try to cozy up to a filthy, lying, corrupt, pants-pooping, usurping Traitor, you get what you get.
Fuck Joe Biden and Camilla.
Fuck all those Globaloney Climate Bullshit Hoaxers, too.
izlamo delenda est …
That may be the only gas line not shut down by Biden.
“How dare you break wind before me!”
“Sorry, I didn’t know it was your turn.”
His pants weren’t going to shit themselves.
I call B.S. on this. I would wager that nothing could make that prune-faced female dog blush.
Beano Biden.