He could have been a EMT and used his strength to get people out of smashed vehicles!
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I never understood why he needed a Secret Persona. You couldn’t threaten him – even by capturing a friend of his…he could kill you faster than you could blink. He could have been just Super All-The-Time and really gotten all sorts of things done!
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The idea of him being a reporter was to demonstrate the extreme difference between his real identity and the false identity. They made the false identity the lowest form of mankind (reporter) to make his super hero real identity even more amazing.
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He’s gay now, faster than a speeding BJ!
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He could have whipped the Nazis in a day. Where was he when America needed him?
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I can blow harder than Superman.
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I can suck worse than Superman.
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Mmmmm! Superman!
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Actually a journalist with super powers would come in handy. Drop kick some of these DC fuckers back to the Jurassic Era.
Obama could see how far that shit eating grin and smack talkin’ gets him with a T-Rex.
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White males are all racist!
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In today’s White House press corp, Peter Doocy is the modern day Superman.
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What sort of guy goes to a phone booth and changes from a good suit into a weird costume and leaves the suit there for some bum to pick up? He must have spent a small fortune on new suits.
I liked superheroes when I was 6-10 years old.
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joey could use his powers to find explosives in luggage- like we needed another hair sniffing pedo…
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Hambone November 9, 2021 at 5:56 pm
He could have whipped the Nazis in a day. Where was he when America needed him?
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Why he was busy porking me of course!
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Glasses and a stray piece of hair. That’s all he needed to disguise himself???? FFS. lol
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Illegal alien from Krypton
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@MJA –
“…Glasses and a stray piece of hair. That’s all he needed to disguise himself???? FFS. lol…”
NOBODY would ever have suspected that Clark Kent would be seen in public in tights and a Speedo. It was the perfect disguise 🙂
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@MJA
“Glasses and a stray piece of hair. That’s all he needed to disguise himself????”
And he worked in a news room, surrounded by “investigative journalists” who couldn’t figure it out for years.
Proves my point…(see above)
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He cold have at least stopped the germans from bombing peal harbour.
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MJA
NOVEMBER 9, 2021 AT 6:31 PM
“Glasses and a stray piece of hair. That’s all he needed to disguise himself???? FFS. lol”
It wasn’t NEARLY as lame as He-Man’s “Prince Adam” disguise…
He could have been a EMT and used his strength to get people out of smashed vehicles!
I never understood why he needed a Secret Persona. You couldn’t threaten him – even by capturing a friend of his…he could kill you faster than you could blink. He could have been just Super All-The-Time and really gotten all sorts of things done!
The idea of him being a reporter was to demonstrate the extreme difference between his real identity and the false identity. They made the false identity the lowest form of mankind (reporter) to make his super hero real identity even more amazing.
He’s gay now, faster than a speeding BJ!
He could have whipped the Nazis in a day. Where was he when America needed him?
I can blow harder than Superman.
I can suck worse than Superman.
Mmmmm! Superman!
Actually a journalist with super powers would come in handy. Drop kick some of these DC fuckers back to the Jurassic Era.
Obama could see how far that shit eating grin and smack talkin’ gets him with a T-Rex.
White males are all racist!
In today’s White House press corp, Peter Doocy is the modern day Superman.
What sort of guy goes to a phone booth and changes from a good suit into a weird costume and leaves the suit there for some bum to pick up? He must have spent a small fortune on new suits.
I liked superheroes when I was 6-10 years old.
joey could use his powers to find explosives in luggage- like we needed another hair sniffing pedo…
Hambone November 9, 2021 at 5:56 pm
He could have whipped the Nazis in a day. Where was he when America needed him?
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Why he was busy porking me of course!
Glasses and a stray piece of hair. That’s all he needed to disguise himself???? FFS. lol
Illegal alien from Krypton
@MJA –
“…Glasses and a stray piece of hair. That’s all he needed to disguise himself???? FFS. lol…”
NOBODY would ever have suspected that Clark Kent would be seen in public in tights and a Speedo. It was the perfect disguise 🙂
@MJA
“Glasses and a stray piece of hair. That’s all he needed to disguise himself????”
And he worked in a news room, surrounded by “investigative journalists” who couldn’t figure it out for years.
Proves my point…(see above)
He cold have at least stopped the germans from bombing peal harbour.
MJA
NOVEMBER 9, 2021 AT 6:31 PM
“Glasses and a stray piece of hair. That’s all he needed to disguise himself???? FFS. lol”
It wasn’t NEARLY as lame as He-Man’s “Prince Adam” disguise…
https://pics.me.me/thumb_prince-adam-he-man-he-man-asycophantic-49966078.png
And what was the point of that idiot photographer, Jimmy Olson, who followed him and Louis around like a stray dog acting really stupid?
I’m still trying to figure why he allowed someone to shoot him in the chest but he would duck when the gunman through the pistol at him.
Thuper-DUPER-Thuperman!
Now that there are no more phone booths, where does Superman change his clothes?
The comments are better than anything I can find on the TV.
Wild Bill for the win!