CTH: Comrade citizens, Chicago Mayor Beetlejuice announced today that anyone entering a gym, bar, restaurant, fitness or entertainment venue must show proof of vaccination if they are going to be located in the facility for longer than ten minutes. Apparently, after 9 minutes and 59 seconds the Omicron variant will swoop in an get you. more
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It is obvious, 9:59 is not enough to spread the ‘rona
I’ll be right back; I’m just going to step outside for a second.
She’s as stupid as she is ugly. She should have been driven from office a long time ago, but she was voted in so people of chicago, deal with it. No fucks given here.
Driven from office? She should have been driven from the city with torches and pitchforks….
Tony Faucci was asked about this and his education and experience suggests to him that this strategy won’t work on members of the virus community that are coming into Oklahoma.
Makes about as much sense as anything else she has announced
I’m going to open a series of HIIT training gyms in Chicago: “Full workout in under 10 minutes”.
Be sure to watch the whole video. There is nothing scientific or medically-informed about any of it. It’s arbitrary gobbledegook.
All these measures are simply the flexing of political power and “punishment” upon the citizens who are not getting with the program. But I have to believe that these big-city mayors do shit like this in order to be able to get Covid money from the Federal Trough? “Look at the hard stance I am taking against the pandemic. Please send 100 million in cash.”
We don’t need no stinkin 10 minutes, in 1,2,3… your dea.,.
DC mayor just declared the same totalitarianism today.
Nobody wants to go to her crime ridden shit hole city anyway.
Fine
Ten minutes. That be science and shit.
Siri, What is disinformation?
https://twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1472327161352798212?s=20
Thanks for looking out, but I didn’t need another reason to not go to Shitcago.
So, if I am in Chicago and someone pulls a gun on me can I go with the ten second rule as well. No shooting and I get a 10 Sec. head start.
Maybe some waiter can drop her food on a rodent infested floor, but that’s OK if he picks it up in < 10 seconds and serves it. Not a chance of getting germs on it.
Chicago has become a bigger shit hole since she got into office. I too have no F's to give about Chicago.
What if we had a phony pandemic, and everyone refused to participate?
Is it to accommodate unjabbed delivery drivers? Idunno. That’s all I got. This petty chickenshit tyranny gets dumber with each passing day.
It gets worse in DC. Mayor Sha Na Na is preventing un vaxed kids can’t go to school. Public, private and parochial schools.
@Irate Nate December 22, 2021 at 3:13 pm
> She should have been driven from the city with torches and pitchforks
We used to burn witches at the stake.
Evil racist, breeder, patriarchy…
Unless you’re loitering inside a Starbucks and carrying the required amount of melanin, then there’s no time limit at all.
…and after 10 minutes of looking at that one will be required to pour bleach in their eyes to sanitize the ugly out.
HERE’S MY D-L – PROVING I’M SMART ENOUGH TO NOT LIVE IN CHITCAGO!!!
Healthcare theater.
Tyrants gonna tyrant
Six feet, ten minutes…hey, someone will swallow it.
six feet, ten minutes, two masks…
too bad theres no guns in Chicago. Something could happen.