GBN: A man who took his dead uncle into a post office to collect his pension has insisted he didn’t “realise he was dead”.
Declan Haughney, 40, didn’t realise Peadar Doyle, 66, was dead when he and another man took him on a five-minute walk from their house to the post office in Carlow, to collect his pension last Friday morning.
Declan says he’s lived with his uncle all his life and he’s now “the talk of the town” since the story emerged.
However, he insisted he’s “not an eejit”, and believes he’s being accused of pulling his dead uncle into a post office to rob his pension. read more
“……. he insisted he’s “not an eejit”
Biden claims the same bullshit.
Dead Man Walking (new meaning)
Weekend at Bernie O’Mali’s
You know why God made liquor?? To keep the Irish from taking over the world.
Didn’t they already do this in that great Irish movie Waking Ned Devine? Great movie if you haven’t seen it before.
No, of course we weren’t drinking, the leprechaun told us he was just sleeping.
As long as we’re open for Irish Drinking jokes…
If only Declan had noticed that Uncle Peadar hadn’t touched a drop, then he would’ve realized right away he was dead.
We’re talkin about long lost Biden relatives here, right?
‘E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it!
No, no, ‘e’s uh,…he’s resting.
Declan’s pick up lines. “Ya wanna see a stiffy?”
Something about a parrot comes to mind…
He’s “not an eejit”, he’s a fooking eejit.
Jaysuss! This eejit will be getting rounds of drinks from the boyos until he dies off this tale of family devotion.