BABYLON BEE:
OTTAWA—A “freedom convoy” of Canadian truckers is on its way to Ottawa in protest of vaccine mandates. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is pushing back at accusations of tyrannical government overreach by claiming the truckers just hate him because he’s black.
“As a proud black man, this is the kind of discrimination I have faced my whole life,” said Trudeau in a nationwide address over Zoom. “These truckers are a bunch of racist white men. They’re probably not even gay.”
“They only hate me because I’m black!” more
Is this shit for real?
On The Down Low is more like it
He’s been located. They found him sitting in a Sanican with a glory hole cut in it at a weigh station just outside the city limits
Here I thought it was because they wanted to date the WAP man.
lulz
Trudeau is a malignant schmuck in any color.
Perennial candidate Puto O’Roarke aspires to be Trudeau.
Just because this is a BB article doesn’t mean it won’t happen
He’s hated big time because he’s a commie son of a commie. Daddy Fidel.
Trudeau is a fringe Prime Minister with unacceptable views.
First new Canadian crop circle of the Season:
https://files.catbox.moe/qftv2q.mp4
Trudeau’s color looks more like gall bladder bile green mixed with shit brown.
I sent that meme to about 10 friends this morning.
Made me snot the screen.
@Marissa
I’ll give you $50 if you give me a “Rusty Trombone”
Greatest Prime Minister of Canada ever! Get vaxed, put your mask on & pray for forgiveness, next.
Justin Trudeau has a most punchable face. I’m sure the trucker’s in the freedom convoy would love a shot at that smug mug!
Oh….I thought we hated him because he was a Jew.