There have been so many scandals recently at America’s least favorite cable news network CNN that it’s hard to remember them all — they’ve multiplied like the ex-husbands of the Kardashian clan. Who can keep up with all the jokes now? Just take the most recent one: the forced resignation of CNN’s president Jeff Zucker. The first scandal is that not one, but two women were interested in being romantically involved with Jeff Zucker — who could be described, generously, as the least attractive man in the Eastern Seaboard. (I’ve been unable to confirm whether both women were legally blind when they met Zucker.)
The second scandal is that the woman who was romantically linked with Jeff Zucker, Allison Gollust, was not only romantically involved with Zucker for a decade but that the pair were personally involved in PR crisis management for New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. This included “calling him to do news segments with his brother Chris Cuomo and even coaching him on what to say during his infamous COVID briefings” according to the New York Post. more
Sexual predators, serial bators, and pedos.
THIS IS CNN.
“death spiral” ?
I’m waiting for death 𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓼.
the best part of this is watching a withering snake named Chris Wallace, with no place to go and no one who even gives a chit
Oh, damn. I stepped in some CNN.
I think I’ll just burn these shoes.
Ted Turner’s CNN was a ground-breaking enterprise in the late 80s/early 90s, particularly with global news like Desert Shield. CNN today has nothing in common with his original network. Sad, because we could certainly benefit from something like it.
Brian Stelter to Jason Kilar: “We have to move on, and I don’t understand why
you, Jason [Kilar], are not helping the 4,000 employees move on.
.. When are we going to move on? .. I kind of think, Jason, you need to pick us off the mat
and shake us off and get us back to work.”
That actually happened.
Lordy, Tater, you’re one sad, mewling fat fuck. I can’t wait for you to get fired.
One final kick in the groin, real President Trump buys it for pennies on the dollar and converts it to Trump Television.
America’s #1 news source, but you funny, ha ha.
“America’s #1 news source, but you funny, ha ha.”
I’m gonna need a cite for that lol
Wait…is that you, Tater?
Distressed properties are a specialty of the anti-American left. They never buy the distressed property and build it up, they only tear down good properties… I’m really not sure why, but it is a recurring theme.
Oh for God’s sake, just fold already.
What’s amazing is that these trolls that claim to make “$90 to $100 per hour for working online” are more trustworthy than CNN.
Well… BYE!
I hope Wallace ends up doing the weekend weather on a TV station in Bumfuk, Alabama in the near future.