11-time felon covered himself with poop and fought with cops after they found him passed out with a gun in his car, prosecutors say. Story
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Why doesn’t the judge have a chip planted in his rear and have him deported to Africa where he can have 40 acres and a mule?? …. and STRICT instructions tattooed on his appendage NOT to come back!!!!!
““Where is the help?” Walker asked Judge Kelly McCarthy …”
You want a helping hand – look on the end of your arm.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
It’s obvious that asshole needs to be flushed.
Except for the gun, the car and the cops that is what one would expect to see at the zoo.
“11-time felon …”
Anything wrong here? Anything?
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Any relation to the cercopithecoid shoplifter throwing bananas??
Three strikes and you’re dead.
“How’d you like my President Biden imitation?”
– Guy in deep shit… literally.
COMPARE THESE 2 PARAGRAPHS:
1. “Calvin Walker has gone to prison in Illinois for 11 different felony cases. Drugs, guns, DUI, leaving the scene of an accident involving death or injury, and aggravated battery of police are a few examples.”
2. “The Illinois Department of Corrections is reconsidering Walker’s parole status in light of the new allegations. Judge Kelly McCarthy ordered him held without bail.”
NO SHIT?? YEAH, LOTS OF SHIT!!
Calvin looks 10x more feminine than that WNBA basketball player arrested in Russia.
So it was a Cleveland Steamer in Chicago.
I’m seeing a pattern here, I’m seeing a pattern here, I’m seeing a pattern here.
Calvin doesn’t follow instructions well.
He wore a crappy disguise
The gun he had is one of the worst S&W has ever made, don’t ask me how I know 😁
POS would have jammed or misfired, they were safe. Shit carrying shit.
Freaks like him are a dime a dozen in Chicago. The filthy bastard was a pile of crap long before he covered himself with it. A degenerate, habitual criminal playing the victim.
@Truckbuddy, yes, that looks like a piece of shit. And the gun does too.